Bat-umbrella Saves Batman From a Soggy End

Even Batman hates getting rained on. Despite the fact that his suit is almost definitely water proof and resistant to any moisture period, there’s still something about rain that pisses Bruce Wayne off. The Bat-umbrella is the perfect gadget to add to his arsenal in order to protect himself from the annoying element which is rainfall. Not to mention the ...

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I’ll Have My Drink on the Rocks, Literally

While I can’t attest to the sterility of placing freezing Whiskey Stone in your alcoholic beverage, we can assure you that these stones, once cooled, will keep your drink chilled just as long as ice, perhaps even longer. These stones don’t have to deal with the whole melting thing, meaning your drink doesn’t get watered down. More bang for your ...

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Lightdrawing Robot Overexposes Itself

Sort of like peeing in the snow after being exposed to a strong dose of radiation, these lined “lightdrawings” really glow. But unlike urine, these drawings don’t smell like last night’s asparagus. At least, we assume they don’t. The Lightdrawing Robot by German designer Nils Voelker creates lit photo designs by moving colored LED lights as a camera shoots a ...

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Looks Like A Garbage Truck, But Breaks Just Like a Little Apartment

This gutted UNICAT TerraCross all-terrain vehicle has been modified into a pretty slick living environment. An apartment on wheels. Sort of like an RV with attitude. While I’m not one for living on the road, I’m sure many of you who love to travel would all-but sell your soul for a mobile apartment like this. I’ll stick to my non-wheeled ...

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DirecTV to Launch 3D-HD Channel

I don’t have DirecTV, nor did I know that I would want DirecTV with a passion in the upcoming minutes, but this news has made me change my perception of satellite TV. DirecTV is planning to launch a 3D-centric channel in full HD at some point in 2010. While the service will work with your current DirecTV HD box, via ...

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First 3D Map of the Brain’s Connections

We knew anatomy could be gorgeous, but this is beyond anything else we’ve ever seen, and it’s guaranteed to be something you haven’t seen, being the first 3D image of a brain’s connections. Van Wedeen, a Harvard radiology professor, is awestruck: “We’ve never really seen the brain – it’s been hiding in plain sight.” Conventional scanning has offered us a ...

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We’re Still Working on the Whole Potty Training Thing

We’ve tried professional training, pee-pee pads, even refinishing. Nothing has worked. I guess it’s true what they say. Old tables can’t learn new tricks. For $2920, you too can have the privilege of seeing a table simulate the act of pissing all over your floor. Link [via]

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Batman Applauds Your Clean Classroom

In this real-life sequel to Good Will Hunting, we find an art virtuoso working as a janitor for an elementary school. So impressed was he by the cleanliness of Ms. Podvoyski’s 4th grade class, that he decided to spend some time creating a masterful sketch of Batman on the classroom’s chalkboard, congratulating the kids on their good work. Coolest janitor ...

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Kid Loses It After Receiving Xbox 360 for Christmas

The real magic happens around both the 31 and 45 second mark, where the kid proceeds to simulate sexual intercourse with the unsuspecting console. Now in contrast, hit the jump for the sweetest damn kid ever receiving his Xbox. It will melt your cold heart.

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Litter Kwitter Kit Teaches Your Cat How to Use the Toilet

Litter boxes are only one of the many reasons I hate cats and love to watch them be tortured, but it has to be one of the biggest reasons. The idea of a designated area for my cat to shit in my house disgusts me. The potential for bacteria spreading is just too high, not too mention the smell is ...

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