Whether your a casual LEGO fan or trying to find that perfect fit for your whole LEGO motif, this LEGO Coat Rack provides you and your guests with a place to rest your hats (and coats, of course). This almost sort of works for fans of the Village People too. Grab your own, you macho, macho man, for $23. Link ...
Read More »Christmas Light Hero: Freezing Your Ass Off In The Name of Gaming
Brought to you by the letter F (for fucking freezing), Christmas Light Hero brings the enjoyment of sitting snugly on a warm couch playing Guitar Hero to the next logical destination, the great outdoors. The entire house is rigged to produce a Guitar Hero-driven light show. Hitting those hammer-off notes is much harder when you’re shivering like an epileptic. Hit ...
Read More »Google Nexus One Photographed Next to G1
And the Nexus makes the G1 looks like some sort of gargantuan monstrosity. This photo really gives some sort of perspective of the dimensions of the Nexus One. I can almost feel it in my hands. Almost. My iPhone is too busy taking that spot at the moment. Link
Read More »Nerf Gone Steampunk
DeviantArt user Aimeekitty created this awesome Nerf Maverick Steampunk Gun, which adds a taste of sci-fi awesomeness to the classic Nerf gun design. Thwarting invaders in your backyard never looked this cool. Now only if we can get this thing to shoot bronze bullets. Link [via]
Read More »Playboy Launches Boobless iPhone App
Playboy without the titties is sort of like Gearfuse without the glaring grammatical errors and amateurish writing, it just doesn’t hold the same charm without it. Unless you’re one of those men who buy Playboy for the articles, the Playboy iPhone app will likely be nothing more than an aggravating tease. The closest thing you’ll get is some sexy non-nude ...
Read More »Musical Toilet Bowl Seats Encourage the Symphonic Sounds of the Magical Fruit
If I eat enough beans, I can usually pass gas to the tune of nearly any classical piece. My sphincter is just that talented. These Jammin’ Johns Musical Toilet Bowl Seats seemingly encourage the composition of gas-tastic pieces of balladry.
Read More »Is Necky the Next Snuggie?
Look, even as a fan of the Snuggie, I think this whole Necky thing is a joke. Not only does it look ridiculous, sort of like a turtleneck on steroids (not that turtlenecks aren’t the sexiest style anyway)� but I doubt it keeps you all that much warmer than a normal scarf and zipped up coat. It’s not like the ...
Read More »Nice Try Rodent: Robotic Mousetrap Doesn’t Let A Single Mouse Go Free
This unsuspecting ball of rodent doesn’t know it yet, but its days are numbered. In fact. its seconds are numbered. But somehow, I think he does knows. If it was ever possible to see a rodent give a look of self-awareness, I think this is it. He’s come to terms with his death. He plans on savoring every last morsel ...
Read More »On / Hoff Switch Gets The Party Started
Every house has that one switch that is completely off limits. Who knows what could happen if the mystical switch is switched. This is one of those switches. For the sake of your children, I recommend never, ever getting anywhere near this switch. Just put a big ole barrier between your family and this button. I don’t care what you ...
Read More »Lamborghini Ankonian Concept: Child of the Batmobile
Innovation meets beauty with the creation of the Lamborghini Ankonian Concept. Not your grandpapi’s Lambo, this bad boy appears to be created using reptilian metallic scales. Built like some sort of dinosaur/shielded Batmobile hybrid, the Arkonian is pretty much an orgasm in car form.
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