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We’ve tried professional training, pee-pee pads, even refinishing. Nothing has worked. I guess it’s true what they say. Old tables can’t learn new tricks. For $2920, you too can have the privilege of seeing a table simulate the act of pissing all over your floor. Link [via]

In this real-life sequel to Good Will Hunting, we find an art virtuoso working as a janitor for an elementary school. So impressed was he by the cleanliness of Ms. Podvoyski’s 4th grade class, that he decided to spend some time creating a masterful sketch of Batman on the classroom’s chalkboard, congratulating the kids on their good work. Coolest janitor ...

The real magic happens around both the 31 and 45 second mark, where the kid proceeds to simulate sexual intercourse with the unsuspecting console. Now in contrast, hit the jump for the sweetest damn kid ever receiving his Xbox. It will melt your cold heart.

Litter boxes are only one of the many reasons I hate cats and love to watch them be tortured, but it has to be one of the biggest reasons. The idea of a designated area for my cat to shit in my house disgusts me. The potential for bacteria spreading is just too high, not too mention the smell is ...

I get some of my best ideas in the bathroom. Usually my time in the lavatory is spent trying to clear my mind from the stresses of the day. It just so happens that it’s these moments when I’m free to think and ponder. I usually forget most of my best bathroom material, mostly because there’s no way for me ...

There have been some odd mash-ups in our day, but this is one for the record books. The A-Team/Star Wars odd couple theme simultaneously rocks my world and fucks with my head. Note: Mr. T might have been the only thing that could have made Star Wars even cooler. Aside from zombies, of course. Link

While some might maintain that the Apple logo was designed to bring to mind the Adam and Eve mythos, I had my doubts. For one, the bite is way too smooth for any human mouth to have eaten. The bite only could have been performed by a digitally perfect being. Luckily we now have photographic proof of Mario with his ...

Christmas might be long gone, but Sithmas is apparently right around the corner. How can we tell? Well for one, Darth Claus has rounded up all of his magical, flying Tauntauns. Are you on his Naughty or Naughtier list? He knows when you are sleeping. And he knows… well, he pretty much only knows when you’re sleeping, but come on, ...

One talent The Grinch does not posses is x-ray vision. Thankfully, our Christmas presents remain safe from his steely grasp, locked away in our special Hidden Wall Socket Safe. Eat that, Grinchy-poo. Link [via]

While Basement Cat isn’t going to be getting anything other than coal under his tree, we hope you get every gadget you put on your wish list. But most of all, we hope you and your family have a happy, warm, loving Christmas. As we come upon our fourth Christmas with you readers, we’d like to personally thank each and ...