So you’re a private eye and your subject just happens to be a chain smoker. Sounds like a pretty common problem, right? Believe it or not, about 70% of Gearfuse readers are detectives of some sort (and that’s not even counting Asian upskirt voyeurs and superheroes). The Spycam Lighter Camera looks just like your normal run of the mill cigarette ...
Read More »Multimedia Microwave Displays YouTube Videos As You Wait
Most of the activity in my kitchen eventually leads to the microwave. I use my oven almost solely for making grilled cheese sandwiches. All the other hot prepared food gets a first-glass ticket for the center of my microwave’s revolving plate. I’m always sort of torn on what to do as I wait for my food to be done though. ...
Read More »Parkour Dog
As the number one Parkour destination on the web, it is our duty to report on all-things wall jumping, including parkour-partakers of every species and make. This is one hardcore pooch. Roxy parkours the hell out of Hawaii. Link [via]
Read More »Let’s Really Light Up That Tree
These Grenade Ornaments, designed by firm Dorthy, are not only pretty, but they also make a statement. And that statement is that military paraphernalia looks AWESOME as holiday decor. Don’t let the images of amputee children ruin your Christmas. These ornaments add a little bang to your otherwise lousy tree. That’s right. Your tree sucks. What you gonna do about ...
Read More »The “I Was Too Broke and Lazy to Make a Better Link Cosplay Outfit” Shirt
You’ve either gotta be really poor or really lazy to show up to a cosplay event dressed like this. Otherwise, this is actually a pretty cool shirt. I’d rock it like Keith Richards. While your Master Sword decal might not do much damage to your enemies… actually, I can’t think of a positive point for having a sword decal. I’d ...
Read More »Dude Plays Super Mario Bros. Theme One-Handed
It takes some serious skill to even play this two-handed, but this dude went as far as arranging Koji Kondo’s Super Mario Bros. theme to be played one-handed. I just don’t have the patience or the hand-eye coordination to sit down and learn how to play the piano, but if I could, you bet the one song I would play ...
Read More »Doormat Scale Breaks Your Guests’ Spirits
And they really thought they could avoid weighing themselves by hiding their own scale. Nice try, fatty. There’s no way to avoid your morbid obesity now. There’s no blaming it on your big bones. The scale doesn’t lie. Either does the fact that you can’t fit through my door without shimmying ever so delicately. The Doormat Scale won’t let your ...
Read More »If Twitter Were a Book from the 60s and Other Retro Web Services
There’s something about vintage-styled book covers that really grabs your attention. Especially when the vintage style meets modern technology. What if modern web services happened to be books from the 60s? Don’t ask me how, just pretend that by some stretch of the imagination, these web services were inspired by vintage books. The resulting book covers would have likely looked ...
Read More »Star Trek LED Menorah
Hey… Jew! Yeah, I’m talking to Jew. What would Jew think if I said Jew could make your very own geeky-festive Star Trek Menorah made (J)using LED lights instead of candles? Would Jew give me a big, sloppy kiss? Well, wet those lips and pucker up! All of Jew trekkies out there are sure to be ultra-excited over this thing. ...
Read More »Dante’s Inferno Just Keeps Looking Cooler and Cooler
Back in July we were lucky enough to see a developers preview of the Lust circle for the upcoming game, Dante’s Inferno. Now we’re getting a sneak peek of the seventh circle of hell, Violence. This game just keeps looking more and more epic. Do you think Dante’s Inferno will be a classic, a flop or somewhere in between? We’re ...
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