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Shot on the streets of Italy, this image very well might reveal a multitude of possibilities.� Could it be intelligent life? Or maybe some sort of smoke monster? Congratulations to those of you analyzing this photo for half-an-hour. You’ve likely been staring at bird shit. Link [via]

Unicorn horns aren’t just ground up into a powder and used as aphrodisiacs any more. Now there’s a practical use for fictional animal parts. You know you’ve found your unicorn soul mate when its horn can start your fricken’ car or magically open the door to your home and steal all of your goods when you’re not looking let you ...

Mario has gone through quite a bit of clothing throughout the years. Enough that he’s built quite a respectable wardrobe. Designer Glen Brogan created this design as a potential t-shirt entry. You can vote for it over at Splitreason. Not only would I rock it, I’d… well, yeah, I’d pretty much just rock it. Link [via]

Let’s face facts. Obama, you’re just not as cool as you once were. Your approval rating is steadily declining and this whole health care debacle is not helping in the least bit. If you want to earn some of that old swagger back, I’ve got a few ideas: 1. Grow a beard. Everyone loves beards. 2. Battle a zombie… and ...

Rabid as Apple fans are, there’s already talk about when Apple will hold their annually anticipated developer’s conference. The Moscone Center schedule holds the secrets, revealing a “Corporate Event” scheduled from June 28th, 2010 until July 2nd, a moniker often employed by Apple to keep their events hidden until weeks before the event takes place. So mark your calendars, but ...

If Santa really has a Naughty and Nice list, let’s be honest, we’re all sort of screwed. Do you honestly know anyone who could fit under the definition of “nice” when naughty is also an option? Looks like Santa’s delivering lots of coal this season. But since Santa has allocated all gifting jobs to us, it’s sort of our responsibility ...

There’s only so much shit a sidekick can take before they want a bit of the limelight themselves. No matter how valiant or how jovial they might seem, everyone has a cracking point. For Worth1000 users, that cracking point is now. Check out our favorite sidekick’s revenge posters. There are plenty more over at Worth1000.

While the zombie-esque Twisted Disney Princess series quenched our thirst for brain eaters temporarily, they just weren’t quite… zombie-ish enough. You can’t get much more zombie-ish then zombies though. And these Disney Zombies rate at least a 9 on the zombie rating scale. Link

If having chubby plumbers jump on your head sounds like a good time, the Goomba-inspired Head Stomp Beanie is the perfect headware for you to rock this winter. Cuz, ya know, it’s not getting any warmer. Or is it? Duhn-duhn-duhn. It’s absolutely frigid out here in Jersey. I hope some of you readers live in a warmer climate. You lucky ...

Look, it doesn’t make much sense to me either. Especially for those of us who like having sex with our gadgets. The fur is just gonna get all matted and ragged. Gross. I guess it makes some sort of sense if you treat your device like a pet rather than a sex object. Hopefully both aren’t mutually exclusive. Stroke him, ...