Wall Decal Reveals the Hamster That Powers Your Home

Please… please mister, turn off the lights and unplug your sockets… I just… I just can’t go on. This carrot looks less and less appetizing with every step. It’s just not worth it… oh God….. Do it for him. Turn off your gadgets when you leave the room. Save yourself some cash and save your wall hamster from exhaustion. For ...

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World’s First iPhone Orchestra to Debut December 9

The iPhone had already proven itself to be capable of unique musical instrumentation in its own right, but this iPhone orchestra is taking classical music to the next level. Students of the University of Michigan were offered the chance to take a course entitled “Building a Mobile Phone Ensemble.” Students were encouraged to use the phone’s touch-screen, microphone, GPS, compass, ...

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Michael Jackson Composed the Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Soundtrack

This video offers ironclad definitive proof (it IS on the internet, and as you know, everything on the internet is true) that Michael Jackson had a helping hand in composing the music for Sonic the Hedgehog 3. Please excuse the crappy introduction song. Not our video and sadly our mind-control device is in the shop, so we couldn’t alter the ...

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Coffin-Shaped Cigarette Box: Telling It Like It Is

I smoked for nearly ten years, from the time I was 14 to my current age of 23. I quit about a year ago, with a few naughty indiscretions in between, and everyday, I still think about smoking. I’m unsure if that urge will ever truly go away, but I know in the long run, the cravings are worth the ...

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Spidercow: A Victim of Bovine Intervention

Spidercow has made its presence known wherever there is a need for bovine intervention. Specifically, Athens and London. Finally, a superhero dedicated to the cause of animals rights. PETA will be thrilled. Maybe they’ll slaughter a litter of puppies in celebration.

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Happy 15th Birthday, Playstation!

Today, the Sony Playstation turns 15 years old. As it transitions from childhood to adulthood, your Playstation might notice some changes. Its voice might crack or become inexplicably deep. You can expect hair to grow in odd places. Your Playstation might also become increasingly interested in the opposite sex (or the same sex, we don’t judge.) After 15 years of ...

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Left 4 Dead 2 Gingerbread Cookies

It’s never easy to deny the scrumptiousness of gingerbread cookies. And if said cookies happen to be inspired by one of your favorite video games? Forget about it. These aren’t your grandma’s cookies, designed to resemble characters from Left 4 Dead 2, these gruesome and scary cookies are total eye candy for the gamer with a sweet tooth. Link

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Tieclip Tieclip and Cufflink Cufflinks Are Pretty Self-Explanatory

Remember that time you walked out of the house with a pair of tieclips in place of your cufflinks? They sorta look similar, I guess, but you must be pretty clueless to make a mistake like that. Apparently it happens though. Just in case you weren’t quite sure what to do with your various homogeneous clothing accessories, these Tieclips Tieclips ...

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Adidas Originals Stormtrooper and Darth Vader Sneakers

Star Wars is one of the most iconic movies of all-time. Never has their been a film which influenced pop culture to such a ridiculous extent. Everything from Jar Jar to the Death Star has become a culture phenomenon, for better or for worse. Who wouldn’t mind having a new pair of kicks, specially designed to incorporate iconic Star Wars ...

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