Alright, I can totally get the whole Snuggie thing. As embarrassed as I am to admit it, I not only own one, but I use it regularly and love the hell out of it. But, dude, Twilight, for real? We’ve already seen what it would take to make Twilight interesting, and it ain’t pretty. Link
Read More »Periodic Table of Elements Taxis and Buses
These awesome Periodic Table of Elements Taxis and Buses serve as mobile advertisements for the Oxford Science Park in the U.K. I wonder if one of these bad boys will go up for sale after they’re done with the marketing scheme. A ride like this would go perfect with a set of Periodic Picnic Tables.
Read More »Bread Slippers Make It Harder to Avoid Carbs
I need some sort of carb with every meal, which probably explains why I’m overweight. If I’m eating meat, you best believe it’s going to be wrapped between two hunks of bread. But here’s my dilemma. Some people don’t understand my need for carb goodness. Some of my friends are so gung-ho about carbs that they don’t even own any ...
Read More »Life-Sized LEGO Mario is the LEGOiest Plumber Ever
We’ve seen Mario’s henchmen in LEGO form before, but never have we seen the man himself quite like this. Weighing in at a massive 110 pounds and standing 5 feet 9 inches tall, this life sized Mario model is completely structured, modeled and built using� over 40,000 LEGO bricks. The pictures do all the talking here. Built specifically for the ...
Read More »CritBuns: Save Yourself a Real Pain in the Ass
If your tired of having to sit your ass on the hard wooden floor of your yoga class, or whatever you youngsters are into these days that involves sitting on hard surfaces, the CritBuns is a great way to spare yourself a pain in the ass. Form fit especially for your tender ass, CritBuns molds to your cheeks. It’s ultra-portable ...
Read More »Apple App Store Crosses the 100,000 Application Threshold
It’s barely been a year since the App Store opened its metaphorical doors and yet developers have not ceased to continue their plot to create an app for every damn problem or non-problem you might or might not be facing. 100,000 apps later and here we are. We have apps to help you look up Asian girls’ skirts, apps to ...
Read More »The Prometheus Device Lets You Shoot Fire From the Palm of Your Hand
Everett Bradford created this insanely awesome “Prometheus Device” which lets you shoot fire from a hand-mounted flame thrower. The device makes you feel like a real superhero, or supervillain, for whichever purpose you decide to use your new found powers, good or evil, is up to you. Bradford’s also done a great job documenting the building process, but of course, ...
Read More »Necktie Made Out of Recycled Cassette Tapes
All of those cassette tapes being thrown into our trash dumps are really starting to add up. Piles and piles of Journey tapes lie waste, just waiting for a superhero to come and recycle them into a constructive use. If you don’t have the patience to create an artist’s likeness with the innards of a cassette, maybe these Recycled Cassette ...
Read More »ScrabbleBot Aids the Talentless
If there is one talent I’ve always dreamed of having (aside from being able to roar like a Wookie), it’s the ability to be a good drawer. Just being able to draw something in which someway resembles what I was trying to draw would be cool. But no. God blessed me with the uncanny ability to find awesome shit online, ...
Read More »Realistic Crayola 64 Box Cake Brings the Noms
This cake might match its own sweetness with its utter flamboyancy. It’s hard to be taken seriously when you’re decked out in a rainbow pattern, unless you happen to be a Crayola 64 Box, which this cake is expertly modeled after. Duff Goldman created this amazing cake in honor of 50 years of the Crayola 64 box. I’m just hoping ...
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