We like to get down on Friday’s with the best of them. And what better way to get down then to celebrate the greatness of cheese sculpting? I know I’m excited! These sculptures make my feeble attempts at sculpting a cheese penis out of my measly string cheese look like pure amateur play. Cheddar happens to be my favorite, and ...
Read More »Google Playing Around With the Idea of Button-less Search
We’ve yet to see this live ourselves, but people across Twitter and the blogosphere are commenting about a button-less Google search home page which has been popping up sporadically across the web, notably for Windows users using Firefox. Apparently, instead of the usual “Google Search” and “I’m Feeling Lucky” buttons, there simply reads a message: “Press enter to search.” According ...
Read More »Remote-Controlled Tissue Box Brings The Kleenex to the Nose, Not the Other Way Around
When your sick, the last thing you wanna do is get out of bed and go chasing your tissue box, which is exactly what you might have to do if you’re unlucky enough to have a sibling or spouse cruel enough to use this Remote-Controlled Tissue Box to lure you around the house like a beggar following a dollar bill ...
Read More »Admiral Ackbar Gets Obamatized a la Shepard Fairey
Today on TeeFury, Admiral Ackbar gets the iconic�Shepard Fairey “Hope” Obama print treatment. Instead of the word “hope,” the word “trap” has been used, as a reference to Ackbar’s famous “It’s a trap!” line from the Return of the Jedi. Link
Read More »LEGO Transformers Characters
I’ve always wanted to own my own set of Transformers, but who has the room to fit an entire set of massive robots in their home, let alone a tiny apartment like mine. But hey, I can have something even cooler. My Transformers transform into individual LEGO bricks. All you have to do is bash them around a little and ...
Read More »Arctic Mobile Unit Sustains Life in Extreme Climates
I’ve sort of always wanted to honeymoon in the Arctic. Sure, there’s nothing to do outdoors, but that’s sort of the point, if you get my drift. *rawr* Designed to withstand an Arctic winter, the Arctic Mobile Unit provides life support for up to three people for 15 days. Perfect for a hump-tastic fortnight-long� procreation marathon. Gotta keep each other ...
Read More »NES Games Gone Bad
Things have really changed since the days of NES game releases. Ok, maybe things haven’t changed that much. These wheatpaste game covers are the result of AltrdBst’s handy work. Taking us back to the good ole’ days when racism was acceptable and assassination was expected.
Read More »Mother-Son Family Guy Halloween Costumes
Halloween doesn’t have to be all about getting the shit scared out of you. Craftster user SonicsInk posted this awesome Mother-Son Family Guy costume, perfect for a comedy-filled Halloween. And remember, there is always the potential for some scariness. Stewie has been trying to kill his mother for years now. Victory will be his! I love the little details, such ...
Read More »Stupid Criminals Use Permanent Marker as Disguise
Two men were arrested in Carroll, Iowa after attempting to break-in to a man’s home wearing hooded sweatshirts and face paint, instead of a sky mask or hood. That was only their first mistake. How did they get caught, you might ask? Their face paint was streaked on with permanent marker. Unable to remove the ink from their skin, the ...
Read More »Awesomely Cute Star Wars Pendants Were Not Made For Butthole Pleasures
Wear them as a necklace, wear them on a charm bracelet, shove them in you anus. It’s all in good fun! Right, random guy I met at the gym who promised to “clean my pipes,” whatever that means?! Stop looking at me! Link [via]
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