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Why settle for only one mustache when you can have four interchangeable Velcro mustaches which can be changed any day of the week. I’m in sort of a handlebar mood today, but who knows what my mustache-meter will hold tomorrow. (Probably handlebar again. Those things rock.) Mr. Mustache is the perfect pillow for the wishy-washy facial hair fan. Who doesn’t ...

I’m not sure how many of you who aren’t mailmen, bankers or actual veterans are actually affected by Veterans Day, but regardless, we’d love to wish you a great holiday off if you happen to be one of the lucky ones who get a breather for the day. As you can tell, my boss is a real prick and has ...

Can’t a man eat his eating utensils without worrying about damaging his internal organs? Every time I eat my silverware I need to be rushed to the hospital, and frankly, I’m sick of it. Apparently someone else was having the same problem. This Edible Cutlery is, well, edible. Created by Julien Mad�rou, these are some utensils I can really sink ...

As an admitted Snuggie lover, I know what sort of effect the Snuggie can have on your love life, or lack there of. The Snuggie is such a sterile piece of gear that even those of you in steady relationships will notice a steep decrease in sexual activity once you purchase the blanket with arms. But all of that negativity ...

Good news for people who look like shit in sunglasses, but awful news for those who love their light eye color. These transition contact lenses are the first of their kind. They might someday eliminate the need for people with contacts to ever worry about toting their glasses around at all. There are surely some of you who have held ...

King Midas might have missed his true calling. Transforming gaming consoles into golden pieces of luxurious entertainment. Computer-Choppers offers a sneak peek at their PS3 Slim dipped in 24-karat gold. Only five of these golden geese will be produced, so the price is sure to be even more extravagant than just a “normal” golden PS3. Link [via]

No way is this chandelier at all related to anything involving Star Trek or any of its trademarks. And how can you tell? The title of this chandelier is simply the Star Ship. So OF COURSE there’s no relation. Any similarities in the two designs are a total coincidence. This NON-Enterprise Chandelier can be yours for $189 and not a ...

Even if my NES were still around, I doubt it would work. There’s something about sitting around in a dusty closet that doesn’t work well with the functioning hardware of gaming consoles. But don’t let it’s inability to work get you down. There are still plenty of possibilities. The NEStickle is a Sanwa joystick, including buttons, built right inside of ...

Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got. That’s why it’s nice to get away to a place where every Wookie knows your name. If Cheers had taken place in the Star Wars universe, Ted Danson would totally have been a Wookie. With that forehead, how could he not be. The thing is like a billboard.

Tweet, tweet, tweet. Do they speak English in Tweet? Tweet ain’t no country I ever heard of. What does Biz Stone look like? Say tweet again. I dare ya, I double dare ya, say tweet one more time. Jules is one bad mother shut yo mouth. I don’t think he’s kidding. Would you test a man with that gun and ...