Things have really changed since the days of NES game releases. Ok, maybe things haven’t changed that much. These wheatpaste game covers are the result of AltrdBst’s handy work. Taking us back to the good ole’ days when racism was acceptable and assassination was expected.
Read More »Mother-Son Family Guy Halloween Costumes
Halloween doesn’t have to be all about getting the shit scared out of you. Craftster user SonicsInk posted this awesome Mother-Son Family Guy costume, perfect for a comedy-filled Halloween. And remember, there is always the potential for some scariness. Stewie has been trying to kill his mother for years now. Victory will be his! I love the little details, such ...
Read More »Stupid Criminals Use Permanent Marker as Disguise
Two men were arrested in Carroll, Iowa after attempting to break-in to a man’s home wearing hooded sweatshirts and face paint, instead of a sky mask or hood. That was only their first mistake. How did they get caught, you might ask? Their face paint was streaked on with permanent marker. Unable to remove the ink from their skin, the ...
Read More »Awesomely Cute Star Wars Pendants Were Not Made For Butthole Pleasures
Wear them as a necklace, wear them on a charm bracelet, shove them in you anus. It’s all in good fun! Right, random guy I met at the gym who promised to “clean my pipes,” whatever that means?! Stop looking at me! Link [via]
Read More »AIDA: A New Backseat Driver to Abuse
I’m not driving with you anymore. No way. I’ve had enough bruises to last me a lifetime, thank you very much. Nope, I’d like you to meet AIDA, short for Affective Intelligent Driving Assistant. Basically this little guy will take my place, and hopefully take my place as your punching bag. I’m tired of dressing as a robot anyway. AIDA ...
Read More »World’s Largest Tree House is 10 Stories High
Known as the Minister’s Treehouse, Horace Burgess has created his massive tree-suspended abode which includes 10 floors of good ole’ forest living. Each floor measures on average between 9 and 11 feet in height. Between 8,000 and 10,000 square feet of flooring, completely made using reclaimed wood. Minister Burgess has funneled overly $12,000 of his own money into the project. ...
Read More »Zombie Last Supper
Believe it or not, this is only the second most terrifying Last Supper ever. That’s right, an image of zombies gnawing on Jesus is the runner up. What the hell has the world come to? Also on the menu was cupcakes and shots. Sounds like a party! Link
Read More »Largest Mona Lisa in the World Made of Paint by Numbers
This Welsh shopping mall recreated the Mona Lisa blown up 50 times the original size. Made out of 82 paint by numbers tiles, this is officially the largest Mona Lisa in the world. I swear someone’s getting beat if that running dude leaves any footprints. They know exactly how I love my women. Massive, flat and covered in protective lacquer. ...
Read More »Sega Zippo Lighters
The detail on these lighters is insane. I wish I had kept my hands on my old Sega Saturn and Genesis consoles. Sonic the Hedgehog taught me everything I needed to know to grow into the adult I am today. Sure, I’m an adult that laughs at the word “boobies” (lol) every time he hears it, but still. These Sega ...
Read More »Super Mario Lincoln
A man of many identities, Lincoln was ashamed to showcase his geeky side, even if that geekiness happened to be a century ahead of his time. Let’s thank Secretary of the Treasury Joe D! for providing us with this excellent rendition of the greatest president ever. Link
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