NYC Spaghetti

If it tastes anything close to how it looks you can expect the distinct flavor of urine and taxi exhaust. Mmm… urban. Link

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Driving Reporter Keeps Tabs on Your Driving Data

Whether your spying on your kids or just like keeping a recent record of where you’ve been, the Driving Reporter does the job. Tracking all activity for the most recent 100 hours, the Driver Reporter is a 16-channel GPS device that keeps tabs on all of your driving data, including where you’ve been and how long you were there. If ...

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Buy Your Own Customized 3D Glasses

I totally saw this coming. All of the new 3D features being loaded into theaters calls for a more personal method of viewing. RealD creates these premium 3D glasses, fitted for your face and personal style. The coolest thing about the Look3D glasses are that the lenses are interchangeable with your normal prescription so you can wear these frames on ...

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The Happiness Hat Tortures You Into Smiling

You will smile and you will like it! The Happiness Hat is designed to sense when you’re smiling. If you’re not smiling, the hat shoves a metal spike into your scalp until you are smiling. How’s that for a little extra motivation? The device is designed to teach you “improved social-interacting.” Why… ow… so… ow… serious?

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So, What Does Mario Look Like Naked?

I’m sure it’s a question that’s been on your mind for at least a decade. What does the most popular plumber in the world look like naked? Sort of like your dad, shaved of all his hair, mixed with a newborn baby. Yeah… creepy as hell. Link [via]

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Air Board Sort of Looks Like a Circular Lawnmower

…though a cheap circular lawnmower wannabe it is not. For $140,000 you can buy your own functioning hoverboard, otherwise known as the Air Board. It travels at speeds up to 15 mph over most surfaces other than water, which totally blows. A “real” hovercraft would so travel over water. They seem to be marketing the Air Board as a perfect ...

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Link Mugs Conjoin Like Siamese Twins

One reason I hate having guests over is having to juggle three or four mugs of coffee at once. You’d think they’d be polite and reject my offers of a warm beverage, but no, it’s always take, take, take. Why is� there never any give?! HUH?! Anyway, the point is that juggling so many mugs isn’t only annoying, it could ...

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Mario-themed Truffles

You can’t resist Mario’s balls. Feel the sweetness roll across your tongue. Oh yeah, that makes me so hot. Wait… what? These awesome Mario truffle balls each feature a different element of the game. And each is om nom-tastic. Link [via]

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Electronic Rock Guitar T-Shirt is Actually Playable

This t-shirt has a completely playable guitar built right in, including a mini-amp which you can strap to your belt. Strum by waving the included magnetic pick over the frets. The volume knob actually goes up to 11 for that little something extra and the tone knob actually works. All the major chords are included so you can totally jam ...

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