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I’m not sayin’ I’d rather play as Sonic than Pac-Man, but you can’t deny that the game would go a lot quicker playing as the hedgehog. Sonic rolls through the ghosts like a knife through warm butter. And now I want a warm buttered roll. Thanks me. Link

I’ve never been so aroused by jealous of another boy man in all my life, and I’ve seen men wearing suits made of bacon. This awesome peanut-shaped eared kid has the coolest haircut a boy could have. The Dark Knight is literally etched into his damn skull. This kid is so full of brute manliness that I bet he had ...

These Mini Lighter Cufflinks were available on Etsy before the internet took over and sold out every last pair. Will they be back? Who knows, but lord, these things are awesome. They’re cufflinks which are actual lighters, meaning you can light up a smoke without even reaching into your pocket. I wouldn’t recommend these if you go a little heavy ...

Facebook has been going all Big Brother on us, tracking our emotions and plotting it on their Giant Happiness Index of Death, without OUR PERMISSION! I’ll be suing, but more on that later. Interestingly enough, the saddest day of the past few years wasn’t Michael Jackson’s death. No, that was only our second lowest point. We were even worse off ...

Everybody knows that the Grizzly is the most cuddly of bears. Just if they weren’t such assholes. Instead of heading out in to the wild and searching for a real Grizzly Bear to cuddle up with (even though you’ve got one right here baby, rawr), the Big Sleeping Grizzly Bear Bean Bag is not only safer, but might even be ...

Anatomical mix master Jason Freeny has created anatomical models for such oddities as balloon animals, gummy bears and now, Japan’s own Domo. Domo has just been all over the damn place. The last few years, around Halloween,� Domo has been pushed and promoted like crazy. Last year at Target, this year at 7-Eleven, it seems like 2009 is no exception. ...

There’s nothing more chic or classy than a series of fully-grown and finely-cropped mustaches, especially when they appear on your baby’s onesie. Because the one thing we want near our kid’s body is some random guy’s mustache. Link [via]

Power strips usually come in one shape and size. Not much you can do to make a power strip look sexy. The E-Rope concept turns each socket into a modular cube, which allows for assembly into any shape with any number of strips. E-Rope also helps cut-down on energy consumption. Even when a plug is plugged into the E-Rope socket, ...

Sure, you can always use a simple do not disturb sign, but what about for those intimate moments you really don’t want to be disturbed during. These signs would be perfect for the next time you’re sexing it up with a T-Rex or maybe shaving your pet Raptor’s naughty bits. You say dinosaurs haven’t existed for millennium? When’s the last ...

This fall 7-Eleven will be rolling out a nationwide promotion featuring Japan’s favorite stop-animation monster, Domo. Everything from cups, to straws, to hot dog cases, even Domo-themed merchandise will be available at 7-Eleven. It literally looks like Domo came inside of 7-Eleven’s vag and reproduced a bunch of little Domo/7-Eleven offspring. The depth of this promotion is pure madness.