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For the true foot fetishist, these freaky and kinky shoe masks let you live out your fantasy of being gagged with a heel. Not sure if the shoes were used or not first so don’t even bother asking pervs. If you’ve ever said to yourself “For Halloween, I think I want to be a giant shoe monster,” you’re a freakin’ ...

I’m not sure how this Forkless Bike works, so I’m just going to assume it’s via magic. Designed by Olli Erklia, this bike ain’t got no alibi, it’s forkless. Yeah, yeah, it’s forkless. Link [via]

For some totally absurd reason, this shirt cost about $1,300, for real. What could possibly make a shirt cost that much? Well, the shirt is actually a Philips Lumalive shirt, so you can stream a variety of images, pretty much anything you set your mind to as long as you feel like inputting and arranging the data. But the Apple ...

It seems whatever your retro gaming poison might be there’s a Rubik’s Cube for you. I don’t care if you’re a general Nintendo fan or a hardcore Mega Man fan, there is something for everyone. Even Pac-Man fans have their own cube puzzle to drool over. Featuring Packy and all of his ghosty friends, the Pac-Man Rubik’s Cube is a ...

We thought everything was bigger in Dubai. Santa Monica building designer Tommy Landau created a model for a 224-story supertower which could one day stand in Abu Dhabi. Hell, the model itself is almost as tall as a man. The structure, aside from far eclipsing the 2,600 ft. Burj Dubai, would be coated in solar cells which would allow the ...

We’re not sure how your neighborhood might react to you walking around with a dowsing rod, but if you’re so inclined, this WiFi-detecting Dowsing Rod will not only lead you to an active internet connection, but might even earn you a place in your local psychiatric ward. Utilizing technology from centuries in the past, the dowsing rod is back, now ...

When cock pushups just aren’t cutting it anymore, Dr. Weener’s StudMaster workout unit offers a full aerobic workout experience for your junk. Just strap yourself in and go to town. Dr. Weener guarantees your over-the-hill cockadoodledoo will get the workout of its life. Link [via]

Sure, we’ve seen better looking cakes. Much better looking cakes. I’ll give you that. But the messiness of this Left 4 Dead cake has its own sort of charm. It actually sort of fits in with the games seediness. Actually, that might be the point. So, yeah, don’t listen to me. Featuring chocolate frosting and a marzipan hand. Om nom ...

What is it about cubes that activates our innate geeky attraction? Does it have something to do with our natural attraction to Geometry and segmented squares? I don’t know, I was never great at math. But what I do know is that anything involving cubes usually catches my eye. This Matthius Pugin’s Cube Office Desk is particularly awesome because it’s ...

Poor, poor stuffed animals. I had to hold back my vomit when I saw these Mounted Plush Heads. Surely the result of a camping trip to the plush section of Toys R Us, I just can’t understand the allure of shooting poor, defenseless plushies, humane or not. Be sure to coordinate your puke so it doesn’t hit your keyboard. The ...