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Is the owner of this car a fan of Tekken? I can’t tell. I can’t even make out the car with all of the Tekken crap pasted all over the place. This is a car, right? If the car owner isn’t a Tekken fan, I feel bad for them once they see what the vandals did to their ride. Link

Now that hating on Kanye is the “cool” thing to do, following his disastrous and distasteful showing at the MTV VMAs, I’ve got to represent my Kanye hating pride before the hipsters make hating on Kanye just another slice of conformist culture. The best way to rep your hate? I’d say this t-shirt is pretty damn close. Look, don’t get ...

Hu2 Stickers offers this awesome Toilet Monster vinyl sticker set which makes it look like there’s a little dude peeking out from inside of your john. If you’re worried that you’ll have to leave the sticker on there forever and ruin the integrity of your shitting hole, no worries. These stickers come right off with no residue left behind. Link

While sifting through images of iFixIt’s teardown of the Zune HD we noticed something quite peculiar. Inside of the casing was a dedication, an inscription reading “For our princess.” As far as we can tell, this inscription is a dedication to a member of the Zune team who passed away during the production of the device. In return, Microsoft made ...

It was only last week when Google confused the world by unveiling one of their patented “Google doodle” logos which featured a UFO abducting the first letter “o” of their name. After much speculation and a cryptic Twitter message or two it seemed to have been in honor of the internet meme inspiring Zero Wing. To add to the mystery, ...

I’m Mixmaster GEARhead and I’m here to say, I use the microSAMPLER ev-ery-day. Not really, but I would if I could afford it! Specifically designed for taking your show on the road, the microSampler is a compact and portable sampling keyboard. And it’s made by Korg, so it’s gotta be good. Grab samples from an in-line, the built-in gooseneck mic ...

Made using ABS, a material just as strong as steel, the $180 Unbreakable Umbrella is equally apt to protect you from the elements and viciously slice attacking fruit. Surprisingly, it only weighs 787 grams, despite its strength. Link [via]

If you’re unfortunate enough to have a waitress who is having a bad night, don’t give her any shit. You never know if she’ll do something devastating, like dipping your hamburger bun in her menstruation blood (extra ketchup, sir?) or even (gasp!) bringing you decaf instead of regular. We can’t help you too much with that first one other than ...

I don’t blame you for loving your job of sawing down trees (deforestation is so hot right now), but aren’t you starting to feel a little embarrassed about your lack of fabulousness? Everyone is staring at you, you can feel their eyes burning in the back of your skull. You know they talk about your lack of lumber-style when your ...

This helicopter looks like the result of a 5-year-old’s nightmares combined into one helicopter-shaped mass of vomit. Created by artists Beastiestylez, casiegraphics, Dog ISK, I ARE UGLY and ABC, this Russian helicopter thing, sans rotary blades, was the result of a rare collaboration between considerably well-known taggers. The helicopter will be on display from September 21 to September 27 at ...