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You will sit or I will MAKE you sit. We clear, Skippy? Because teaching your old dog new tricks is so much easier with a little threatening coercion. “Not gonna heel, huh? Don’t make me get Michael Vick on your ass.” Don’t forget to hold hands and make up afterward. The dog won’t fight for you sit on your lap ...

Now, you can rot your teeth as Hello Kitty rots your brain. Congratulations.

Somehow, someway, iFixIt has manged to get their hands on a iPod Nano 5th Generation (yeah, that’s the new one with the video camera announced at the “It’s Only Rock and Roll” event). And what did they do once their grasp was tight on the device? What else? They took the thing apart and photographed its innards. Check out these ...

OM NOM NOM! I’ll rock these in my Cheeseburger Bed and call it dinner. Link [via]

And you thought the six boss battles were tough when there WASN’T 54 square blocks in need of organizing. The Mega Man Boss Battle Rubik’s Cube features scenes from all six boss battles. Your job is to complete the images, finessing all of the blocks to their proper positions using only your plasma arm cannon. But can you do it ...

I’m not sure how much progress has been made in the measuring cup industry since its inception, but something tells me the old cups are on their way out. These Measuring Pours attach right on to any bottle and measure out a precise amount of liquid to pour. The liquid is deposited into a reservoir which only holds as much ...

If you’ve been following Starfleet for decades, chances are that you prefer the old, Shatner stuff to all of this Next Generation crappola. And that’s totally fair. We hear ya! This retro Star Trek iPhone case honors the olden days of the Star Trek from yore. Emblazoned in what we like to call “Captain Kirk Gold” colored felt, the two ...

I’ve already ordered four shirts (including the one pictured above). This deal was way too good to pass up. In honor of 09/09/09, Threadless has lowered the price of all of their t-shirts to only $9 until 4 PM CST (6 PM EST) today. The usual price is $18-$20 so you’re getting a significant discount. Threadless has some of the ...

Nintendo has figured out their missing demographic! It’s the essential farmer sector! Finally, they’ve realized the Wii’s true calling with this new animal husbandry Wii controller. If anyone can tell me what exactly is going on here I’ll give you the biggest digital hug ever. Are they watching some sort of instructional video? Who knew they even made horse torsos ...

Now official on Apple.com. The new iPod Nano features a built-in video/still camera and mic. As well as the addition of VoiceOver, Voice Recorder, FM Radio and a pedometer. Available in a collection of great colors. I believe there are eight colors to choose from. Buy it now!