The Office-themed Clue Board Game

Clue isn’t only a classic board game, but the movie based on the game is awesome as well. If you haven’t seen it I highly recommend it. Tim Curry is vastly underrated. By the way, it probably wasn’t Colonel Mustard in the bedroom with the dildo, as I found out multiple times last time I played. I tried to fight ...

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Handmade Star Trek Starfleet Toddler Uniform

Insanely awesome Craftster user Rinnial handmade this insanely awesome Starfleet uniform (circa 2366-2372 class A uniform) for her toddler daughter to wear this Halloween. My kid would be wearing this all year round, whether they liked it or not. I’m the parent, I know best, now shut up and let the Tribble out for a walk before it shits all ...

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Typography Soap

Despite popular belief, graphic designers need to shower too. They don’t just shed their skin every few weeks like the text books might have you believe. Even if many of them live and breathe typography, there comes a time when you have to put the fonts to rest so you can continue other life functions, such as sleeping and showering. ...

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LEGO Donald Duck

He might not transform into a Bug mobile, but he’s just as awesome in my book. LEGO Donald Duck is just as impossible to understand as the real one. Link [via]

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Star Wars Sandcrawler USB Flash Drive Will Horde Your Droids

Shipped directly from the Jawa of Tatooine, this Sandcrawler USB Flash Drive is the only suitable place to store images of your favorite droids. Unlike the Jawa, you’ll not likely be selling your droid images to isolated farmers of the desert planet, but you will have one kick-ass storage port.

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Happy Labor Day

While you sit around, drinking a few brews and just all-around chilling out, I’ll be here, posting a few awesome posts, albeit on a shortened schedule, for you all to enjoy on your Labor Day. Hope you’re enjoying your day off! From all two of us over here at Gearfuse (including the dickish French one), Happy Labor Day, GEARheads!

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Buy Your Own Hacked Up Body

I had “hacked up body” on my Christmas wishlist, but sadly, Santa didn’t deliver last year, which is really lame, because I would have used this $400 ultra-realistic body for Halloween this year. *sigh* Maybe I’ll get lucky this year. Come on Santa, don’t make me beg. Link [via]

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Fold Out Mural Shelves

I’ve always loved designs with more than one use. Any more than three uses is pushing it. Then you are moving into kitsch territory. Mark Kinsley’s Fold Out Mural shelves are right in the sweet spot with two functions; looking pretty as a wall mural and folding out to provide some much needed shelving space. This would be an awesome ...

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Crazy Germans Invent Steel Velcro

I’m stickin’ to you, cuz I’m made out of STEEL mothafuckin’ VELCRO! NO, I did not change the words at all, I SWEAR. Look at this face? How can you not trust me? *pout* The Germans have gone and invented something that might change the way we look at Velcro sneakers. Their “Metaklett” is pretty much Velcro on steroids, a ...

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Car Company Logo Cupcakes

Rollin’ on dubs. Shootin’ up some thugs. Eating cupcakes. Gangsta. Pure gangsta. Represent. If I owned a car or knew how to cook, my ride would be fully-stocked with these Car Company Cupcakes at all times. You know I need me some baked goods. OM NOM! Link

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