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The life of a cyclops is a sad one. No 3D, limited peripheral vision… what’s the point? Two words: Cyclops Sunglasses. In fact, these glasses are made for us bi-optical peeps (sorry, one-eye, them be the ropes). Air in my lungs, food in my tummy, two eyes on my face… life is good. Link

Forget Mike, I wanna be like Spock. And this Star Trek Tricorder replica gives me that extra step towards my goal. Now all I need are a pair of those pointy ears. Does are Earth really contain intelligent lifeforms? I’ll let you know once ThinkGeek gets this shipped out to me. Link

The Egyptians built pyramids for a reason. Number one, the pharaohs forced them to at whip point. Two, they look fucking awesome. It seems the designer of this Pyramid HTPC casemod got his hands on a few Egyptian slaves. I wonder how much they go for these days. Inspired by the pyramids featured in Stargate, the HTPC includes an Intel ...

Although the temptation is so hard to bear, the Bloodbot told me personally that if you’re a good boy, it’ll try not to stab you in your face with its needle. Bloodbot was made to give nurses more time to read their gossip rag magazines and to swoon over the new hunky residents. Those five minutes of patient interaction was ...

This might as well be called the Pedo Mobile. You couldn’t get much more creepy unless you walk around with a sign that says “I have lots of free candy.” The promise of toys is made clear from the Dino Van’s facade. Spotted where else, but Walmart. If the Dino Van is a-rockin’, you better come a-knockin’ or call the ...

Many Blackberry users have been holding out on the iPhone because of the device’s lack of a real feel keyboard. The iTwinge adds an actual tactile keyboard to the phone, while making it look uglier than any Blackberry ever released. Big thumbs got you down? The touchscreen of the iPhone has caused some serious issues for some users who have ...

Social Designer created this Colored Pencil Wall Display, using 500 colored pencils and mounted plastic casings to create not only a work of gradient-inspired wall art, but a totally convenient way to grab your pencils. Not only does it look really neat, but it’s sure to save some space as all your coloring implements are in one place. It’s going ...

Good luck, big guy! Pay attention, and Oh, don’t rip off anyone’s arms! Why a six-year-old needs a bandoleer we’ll never understand. Link [via]

Is the owner of this car a fan of Tekken? I can’t tell. I can’t even make out the car with all of the Tekken crap pasted all over the place. This is a car, right? If the car owner isn’t a Tekken fan, I feel bad for them once they see what the vandals did to their ride. Link

Now that hating on Kanye is the “cool” thing to do, following his disastrous and distasteful showing at the MTV VMAs, I’ve got to represent my Kanye hating pride before the hipsters make hating on Kanye just another slice of conformist culture. The best way to rep your hate? I’d say this t-shirt is pretty damn close. Look, don’t get ...