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If you’ve been looking for that perfect alien-fighting piece of meat to hang from your cellphone, you might just be in luck. Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s own Meatwad has his own Meatwad Cellphone Charm thanks to a very diligent Etsy user. Made using polymer clay and metal findings, this is potentially the cutest little wad of meat you’ll come across ...

Why couldn’t I resist these awesome Twisted Disney Princesses pieces? Well for one, they are, indeed, awesome. Number two, some of them are almost zombie-esque and you know us. We can’t resist zombies. Have you been looking for a way to scar your 5-year-old daughter for life? When she enters that inevitable princess stage, show her what real princesses are ...

This calculator only does a sub-par job of mimicking the Xbox 360 controller. Why, exactly, is this such a ripoff? No friggen Y button. WTF. Do the math. (Hardy-har) We’ve been short-changed. Link

If you’re not the type to get something quite as permanent as a geeky tattoo, a new do is a great alternative for showing off your geekiness, as witnessed through this awesome Tetris hair style. Even if this is a little too “in-your-face” for you, there are some other awesome ways to display your love for retro gaming. Me? I’m ...

Hey, what do you know, it’s Saturday and I’m sitting here blogging. Not my usual, but hey, I happened to be in the area. And whoopy, check out what I came across. Some new awesome My Little Pony models to add to the growing collection of Pony mash-ups we’ve seen over the past month or two. I like to call ...

Us geeks are sharp. We’ve got what it takes, mentally, the intellectual acuity, if you will, to take on the tasks of a sacred ninja. It’s a shame our bodies are so ridiculously amorphous. Let’s be realistic. If you thought the Montauk Monster was hideous, you should see me what I get out of the shower. Link [via]

Japanese robotics company ZMP have created the Robocar Z in hopes that it can teach us more about the future of robot-controlled automobiles. The vehicle has a protruding which holds two cameras which connect to a state of the art image recognition system. The Robocar is thought to be an ideal platform for testing robotized vehicle automation before heading to ...

The reason ladies love Edward Cullen is clear. He’s the sort of guy you don’t mind longingly watching you take a shit. You too can have the hottest vampire of the moment staring at you as you trim your pubes. And only for $75. Link [via]

Xbox modder Richard posted some photos on Picasa of his Xbox 360 overhaul. Basically, his mod makes the console look like some sort of suped-up muscle car. But a discernible theme is hard to point out, as Richard left that out in his album description. All I know is that the console casing has been painted hot rod red and ...

For a gadget that only measures 7mm thick, iMono’s 81-in-1 Card Reader packs in a whole lot of hardware power. With an average read speed of 32.5MB/s and a write speed of 25MB/s when tested with a Sandisk Extreme IV, this card reader is almost guaranteed to work with any popular card format you require, including the MSHG memory card. ...