The “Cap” Spray Can Nozzle Stool is an awesome ode to the purveyors and enthusiasts of graffiti. Designed by Don’t Feed The Swedes, this rad seat is a stand-alone piece of pop art all on its own. Slap a few Andy Warhol posters on your wall and you’ll be stylin’ like Kanye.
Read More »Vertebrae Belt Gives You Some Much Needed Spine
No longer will your girlfriend call you spineless when bullied by men twice your size. And if she does, she’s full of shit. Especially if you’re wearing this Vertebrae Belt. That’s two whole spines. How many does that bitch want? Pretty sure she needs to date a skeleton for a while, considering how much she talks about bones, of every ...
Read More »Jaws XXX: Man Shark Turns Your Peeper Into a Predator
Vaginas aren’t the only genitals that can grow teeth. Watch out ladies, my penis is very hungry. Hope you’re not bleeding! Sharks can sense that you know. The Man Shark is basically a cock-ring with jagged (albeit, gentle) teeth, creating the illusion of the dreaded cockious sharkus. If you want to scare off almost any girl, this is a perfect ...
Read More »My Little Zombie Pony Will Eat Your Brain and Devour Your Soul
My Little Zombie Pony uses her saccharine cutesy-ness to distract you just long enough for you not to realize she is feasting on your brain. BRAAAAINNNNS! Or is it bray-ns? If Crystal’s Pony Tale ever merged with Resident Evil, it would look something like this.
Read More »Afternoon Linkage for June 3rd, 2009
Here is a video of Little Richard going absolutely fucking wild. Enjoy. A solid-wood flashlight Gorgeous cassette tape wallets The most kick ass video game console available right now Might as well play it safe For all of you enrolled in Espionage 101 Bike Inner-Tube Vending Machine Any hacker worthy of the title should smile at ‘loopholes galore’ Have great ...
Read More »Contest Reminder: Win A JBL On Stage Micro iPod Dock
Just a quick reminder to our loyal readers that we’re currently running a contest. We have not one but TWO JBL On Stage Micro iPod docks to give away. For the full details on the contest and to enter, visit this page.
Read More »Postino – The iPhone Postcard App
As I read a review of Postino, a smirk appeared on my face. This is exactly the kind of killer app I love to discover. You head over to the App Store and download the Postino 1.0 app for free. Then, you pick a photo you took and add a frame, text and whatever doo-dads you please. Next, you can ...
Read More »Cutting Board Converts Into Bowl
What appears to be a unique-looking cutting board is actually a useful, multifunctional tool for your kitchen. Designed by Kenneth Johnson, you start by cutting up your lettuce or meats or whatever on the board. Once you’re done, you lift it up and the bottom expands to form a bowl with holes in it – better known as a colander ...
Read More »NES Kicks
Nothing is known about ’em but these are without a doubt the most limited edition Nikes to hit the planet. Link
Read More »Fashionable Varicose Veins
I actually know a guy who’s legs look like this, but never mind that. You don’t care about someone who lives with varicose veins. You want your own and you want them now! These stockings will do the trick but be prepared to plunk down a whopping $65. I mean, sure they’re artsy, detailed and not mass produced but $65 ...
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