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Read More »iPhone Rumor Roundup
Personally, I’m happy with my iPhone 3G (though I am excited for the iPhone 3.0 OS) and WWDC isn’t too big of a deal to me. But to others, WWDC is everything. New hardware, new software – it’s a true nerd dream. Here’s what everyone is saying about the pending iPhone announcements: The new iPhone is called iPhone Video [TUAW] ...
Read More »Wii Vitality Sensor
See? This is what happens when you don’t believe me. You Wii owners must be really fucking excited by now. A vitality sensor add-on! It can measure your heartbeat! Guess what? You can do it without Nintendo’s overpriced hunk of plastic. Take two fingers, place on wrist, feel for pule – voila. I pity the fool who throws away their ...
Read More »Review: Moon
When a friend of mine working for Popular Mechanics invited me to a private screening of the movie Moon, I naturally hopped on the chance. It’s director Duncan Jones’ (David Bowie’s son, natch) first full-length film and it was made on a shoestring budget of $5 million. But enough about that. What did I actually think of the movie? Click ...
Read More »Spray Can Stool Provides Proper Seating for Vandals
The “Cap” Spray Can Nozzle Stool is an awesome ode to the purveyors and enthusiasts of graffiti. Designed by Don’t Feed The Swedes, this rad seat is a stand-alone piece of pop art all on its own. Slap a few Andy Warhol posters on your wall and you’ll be stylin’ like Kanye.
Read More »Vertebrae Belt Gives You Some Much Needed Spine
No longer will your girlfriend call you spineless when bullied by men twice your size. And if she does, she’s full of shit. Especially if you’re wearing this Vertebrae Belt. That’s two whole spines. How many does that bitch want? Pretty sure she needs to date a skeleton for a while, considering how much she talks about bones, of every ...
Read More »Jaws XXX: Man Shark Turns Your Peeper Into a Predator
Vaginas aren’t the only genitals that can grow teeth. Watch out ladies, my penis is very hungry. Hope you’re not bleeding! Sharks can sense that you know. The Man Shark is basically a cock-ring with jagged (albeit, gentle) teeth, creating the illusion of the dreaded cockious sharkus. If you want to scare off almost any girl, this is a perfect ...
Read More »My Little Zombie Pony Will Eat Your Brain and Devour Your Soul
My Little Zombie Pony uses her saccharine cutesy-ness to distract you just long enough for you not to realize she is feasting on your brain. BRAAAAINNNNS! Or is it bray-ns? If Crystal’s Pony Tale ever merged with Resident Evil, it would look something like this.
Read More »Afternoon Linkage for June 3rd, 2009
Here is a video of Little Richard going absolutely fucking wild. Enjoy. A solid-wood flashlight Gorgeous cassette tape wallets The most kick ass video game console available right now Might as well play it safe For all of you enrolled in Espionage 101 Bike Inner-Tube Vending Machine Any hacker worthy of the title should smile at ‘loopholes galore’ Have great ...
Read More »Contest Reminder: Win A JBL On Stage Micro iPod Dock
Just a quick reminder to our loyal readers that we’re currently running a contest. We have not one but TWO JBL On Stage Micro iPod docks to give away. For the full details on the contest and to enter, visit this page.
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