It’s the shows we grew up on. The one that taught us our values because our parents were too busy drinking and slapping us around. The one that taught us that even average American’s have family values. The one that taught us that even senior citizens have a sex drive. Wait… what? Yes, it’s some of our favorite sitcom sets, ...
Read More »Electric Shock Mouse Will Likely Kill Your Mother
I’m not sure how legal this mouse is, but it’s a pretty neat way to screw with your buddies. There is no mention of the actual voltage sent through the body of your unsuspecting victims and there’s probably a good reason why there isn’t, as this product is not recommended “for children under 14 years old, adults over 50 years ...
Read More »DIY: Mega Man Knit Hat
Mega Man was always one of our favorite gaming heroes. There is something about superhuman strength and the ability to shoot plasma from a personal arm cannon that floats our metaphorical boats. If you’re into cosplay or really just love classic gaming, there is really no excuse for you not to lock your grandmother in a closet and threaten her ...
Read More »Panda Ear Buds Perfect For Your Japanese Girlfriend
If you’re a true geek you’ve likely either dated a Japanese girlfriend or fantasized about having one. If by any chance you actually have one, they would surely go totally nuts over these Panda Ear buds. You know how girls, in general, not even specifically Japanese, are into this cutesy shit. Even if you’re a hipster dude, you might dig ...
Read More »Chariot Wearable Transporter: Part Segway, Part Cyborg
Legs just aren’t what they used to be. Human limbs used to be the driving force behind America’s booming industry, once ushering in a new age of wealth. These days, machines are slowly taking our place on the assembly line. From a businessman’s stand point, it just makes sense. Why pay four employees for a job that a single robot ...
Read More »Konami Brings Silent Scope To The iPhone
Miss the days of 2000 when you spent the summer at a boardwalk arcade, endlessly dropping quarters into Silent Scope and King of Fighters ’99? I do. Lucky for me, Konami feels my pain and is bringing the classic sniper rifle shooter to the iPhone. Says Konami VP of Mobile and Online: “With the release of Silent Scope on the ...
Read More »Sweet Super Mario Brothers 3 T-Shirt
Spotted in the wild grounds of Tumblr, someone posted a picture of this old school Super Mario Bros. 3 shirt. That yellow! That color! How on earth did this anonymous gentleman keep it in such good condition for nearly 20 years? Either way, I want one. Get in touch. Link
Read More »Blackout: Spies Penetrate US Electrical Grid
If your television goes out, you might want to hold off on calling your electric company. The situation could be out of their hands. In fact, the reason why your electricity just went out could be because of Chinese and Russian spies who have infiltrated the US electrical grid. Said spies planted malicious software inside the grid and had it ...
Read More »Reduced Posting Today and Tomorrow
Hey everyone. Just wanted to give you all a heads up that we’ll be on reduced posting until Friday due to Passover. If you celebrate it, we wish you a Happy Pesach and to the rest of our dear readers, stay the course! Andrew will be posting some great stuff in the mean time, so don’t close that RSS reader ...
Read More »Afternoon Linkage for April 7th, 2009
These links were made for linkin’. And that’s just what they’ll do. One of these days these links are going to walk all over you. White Leica, White Heat Boxee presses on without Hulu Don’t believe the hype The 8-bit Waterslide is the coolest cardboard animation ever A crocodile shaped cloud A supposed screenshot of iPhone video recording iTunes’ variable ...
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