Can you point out where your ilium is? I know I can’t! Not yet at least. Though I might take a sudden interest in anatomy if I had sheets which constantly reminded me of my innards. The anatomically correct “Hypochondria” sheets remind you that there are plenty of small moving parts within you which could malfunction at any second. Yes, ...
Read More »Steampunk Goggles Make You Look Like An Insane Gemologist
BOO! I’m coming to inspect your diamonds! You better watch out or I might appraise your jewelry at unexpectedly low prices! Muaahahha! These totally Steampunk-alicious goggles, unlike typical Steampunk project items, are actually for sale. Etsy has them available for $159.99. Can ya dig? Better run, there seems to be only one pair available. Hit the jump fo’ mo’.
Read More »Washboard Hero Planned For Late-Spring
I don’t think there is a doubt in anybody’s mind that this is going to be a gigantic hit. Harmonix has announced their brand new take on the music-themed video game genre, now with a Confederate twist. Washboard Hero will feature such bluegrass classics as “Home, Home on the Homestead”, “O Me O My O Me”, and the irresistible “Possum ...
Read More »America, The Great (Bookshelf)
I was going to rewrite the lyrics to “The Star Spangled Banner” but decided against it. It’s better that way. For the both of us. But yeah! Wow! What a bookshelf, right? Staying true to the lower 48, this United States of Readmerica bookshelf is awesome. It was made by Ron Arad and is titled “Oh, the farmer and the ...
Read More »Mirror’s Edge: The New Parkour?
A lot of you have heard of parkour, understandably, but what about Mirror’s Edge? It’s a video game for the PS3 and Xbox 360 that lets you jump through a virtual world using parkour skills. In fact, you are called a “tracer” in the game, similar to that of a traceur who runs up buildings. Like this guy. If you ...
Read More »Man Gets DUI On Motorized Bar Stool
We support the DIY community to the fullest here at Gearfuse. However, we absolutely do not condone drinking and driving, no matter the vehicle. Apparently, one Kile Wygle (what a name!) of Ohio was arrested for charges of DUI on a motorized bar stool. As you can see, Mr. Wygle built himself a damn machine from an old Briggs and ...
Read More »Gearfuse.com Becomes Premiere Parkour Destination
Gearfuse.com, one of the finest websites on the Internet, will now become a parkour-focused website. The move will enable Gearfuse to post more YouTube clips of Frenchmen jumping across buildings than ever before. Publisher Steve Rufer said that he is “grateful we could make this kind of switch. I recently moved to Paris and can’t stop jumping over women and ...
Read More »Conficker Virus Launches, Nothing Happens
Can you say Y2K? Good, ’cause a lot of people must be thinking about that right now. That stupid virus you’ve been reading about, Conficker, was supposed to activate itself today and cause half the Internet to go down. Hell would enter Earth, our first born would die and blogging would become a well-respected profession. Yeah, nothing happened. It’s a ...
Read More »RIM Launches Blackberry App World
This is no April Fool’s prank, my friends. In the wee hours of this morning, RIM switched on its competitor to Apple’s App Store, the Blackberry App World (how creative). You’ll be able to browse top apps, find new ones and hope someone was able to make a half-decent program in such little time. RIM is saying that by the ...
Read More »If DaVinci Had Designed Super Mario Bros…
It would have looked something like Kevin Tong’s depiction here. Available in t-shirt form! DaVinci, a man of many talents. Link
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