Knife Combs Allow You To Murder With Flawless Hair

Assisted by your favorite brand of hair spray, these knife combs are unstoppable. The “Comb-At” and “Combmando” combs allow you to whack a dirty, narc cockroach and still maintain your perfectly sculpted hairdo. Designed by Italian designer Lorenzo Damiani (“Comb-At”) and Thailand’s Studiobo (“Combmando”), the knife combs are made for the stylish hitman. Perfect for the fashion-conscious murdering sociopath who ...

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Review: Tonium Pacemaker

I’ve been DJing since I was 15. Never professionally, only at parties, the occasional event or for my own pleasure. My first set of decks were made up of old Numark belt-driven turntables. After I got a little better, I bought Technics 1200s with Ortofon cartridges and a nice Rane mixer. That lasted me until I went digital and started ...

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iPhone 3.0 OS Jailbroken

Big surprise, right? QuickPWN, the dudes behind jailbreaks of years past, have managed to create a jailbreak app for the iPhone 3.0 OS, which hasn’t been released yet. In fact, should you have access to the 3.0 developer release, you can download QuickPWN and try it out yourself. While I get the point of jailbreaking a phone for use of ...

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Palm Opens Up Pre SDK

Good news for those of you who are sick of the iPhone. Palm has finally let loose the Mojo SDK, which will enable developers to build apps for its upcoming Pre phone. In addition to the standard fare in a phone-based SDK, Palm is offering “cloud computing” services which emulate push technology. Sounds like someone is trying to compete with ...

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RIM Ditching Smartphones; Introduces BlackBerry Yogurt

In a sudden and shocking move by one of the leading mobility companies in the world, RIM has announced that they will be discontinuing all of their interests in the smartphone sector and will be focusing all of their efforts on their newest product, BlackBerry Yogurt. “The recession has put a considerable strain on the fledgling mobile industry, and competing ...

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Afternoon Linkage for April 1st, 2009

We’ve got the hottest parkour videos for your running and jumping pleasure. Also, Michael Jackson begins blogging with us next week. Quite the Game Boy you have there, sonny Andrew discusses Washboard Hero Watchmen sequel is confirmed Purty neon fractals An iPhone controlled Mazda looks fun to drive Wii Fit KILLS Oh fuck yeah. Oreo straws? Yes, please. Have great ...

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Please Tell Your Pet To Put Down The Fork

Your pet eats its emotions. That much is clear. What sort of pet needs to use a Buddha Bed as their sleeping cushion? Pet obesity is serious business. I’d like to talk to you about your fat pet for a moment. Please, avert your pet’s eyes away from the screen for a few moments. It’s probably not your fault. Who ...

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Anatomical Sheets Are Perfect For Blossoming Doctors

Can you point out where your ilium is? I know I can’t! Not yet at least. Though I might take a sudden interest in anatomy if I had sheets which constantly reminded me of my innards. The anatomically correct “Hypochondria” sheets remind you that there are plenty of small moving parts within you which could malfunction at any second. Yes, ...

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Steampunk Goggles Make You Look Like An Insane Gemologist

BOO! I’m coming to inspect your diamonds! You better watch out or I might appraise your jewelry at unexpectedly low prices! Muaahahha! These totally Steampunk-alicious goggles, unlike typical Steampunk project items, are actually for sale. Etsy has them available for $159.99. Can ya dig? Better run, there seems to be only one pair available. Hit the jump fo’ mo’.

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Washboard Hero Planned For Late-Spring

I don’t think there is a doubt in anybody’s mind that this is going to be a gigantic hit. Harmonix has announced their brand new take on the music-themed video game genre, now with a Confederate twist. Washboard Hero will feature such bluegrass classics as “Home, Home on the Homestead”, “O Me O My O Me”, and the irresistible “Possum ...

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