Mouse traps are surely not the most pleasant surface to eat on. I could think of at least 1,000 places I’d rather eat (please don’t push me, I will list them all) than on the future death bed of a rodent. Oddly enough, this ingeniously designed “mouse trap” is actually a cheese cutter in disguise. It’s tempting, not because of ...
Read More »Afternoon Linkage for March 20th, 2009
Sorry for the lack of posts today but coupled with the terrible news out there and my fucked up back, it was bound to happen. To Friday! The Godfather II is shaping up nicely Nice crib, dude Dataflux: Shape-shifting art Oh how I’d love to have some flexible OLEDs The Lightpot can probably grow some amazing weed Apparently, Chrome is ...
Read More »Nintendo To Roll Out App Store?
Take this rumor with a grain of salt, but there’s indication that Nintendo could be coming out with an App Store of its own for the Nintendo DSi. The device has two cameras on it, so it makes perfect sense to allow third-party developers to take advantage of the DSi’s unique hardware. Sources say that Nintendo is actually pushing this ...
Read More »Report: You Will Get Raped In Animal Crossing
There’s a new report out now from Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force and you need to take this seriously, folks. Turns out, if you have a Nintendo Wii, your child risks being molested. I’m not joking! The game Animal Crossing: City Folk for the Wii is the new AOL chatroom of yesteryear. Don’t take my word for it, take Andy ...
Read More »Rainbow Jellyfish
I’ve got to book a trip to Tasmania because if they have jellyfish with fucking bright rainbows shooting out of them, I can’t wait to see what the shit on land looks like. Some jellyfish researcher (really?) named Lisa Gershwin discovered the new species off the coast of Tasmania. The crazy part about this jellyfish is that it doesn’t even ...
Read More »Soap Chair
This is a chair. It has many features that most chairs carry, including but not limited to a base, wheels and a backing. There’s just one slight difference between this chair and others: it’s made out of fucking soap. Don’t ask me why creator Nancy Wu created this. Maybe she’s dirty all the time and instead of bothering to bathe, ...
Read More »Foldable Bed is a Real Space Saver for Small Apartments
We’re not, what you might call, “living large” here at Gearfuse (unless we’re talking about our scarily huge genitals. Really, we’re monsters.) We’re lucky if we can have more than two friends over at once without feeling cramped. But that’s not to say we’re complaining. We have a little nook to call our own for the time being, and that’s ...
Read More »Beer Blaster: Finally A Weapon To Use With Our Beer Holster
We’ve fooled around with a few alcoholic holsters in the past. Frankly, they all felt sort of empty. What’s a holster without a high-powered weapon? Sure, we still had multiple cans of beer to keep us busy, but we need to be shooting something WHILE we drink to really feel like real men. The Beer Blaster allows you to literally ...
Read More »Afternoon Linkage for March 19th, 2009
You ever drink four cups of coffee at 8am? Yeah? When did you get off the toilet? Shoot your friends with beer One of the most creative iPod accessories yet Safari got its ass haaaaaacked Punch Out! is making a huge comeback A real ghostbuster Sony-Ericsson hops on the 8-megapixel phone bandwagon The world’s first color e-reader is out! Don’t ...
Read More »Mii Cupcakes
Delicious but not nutritious! If these cupcakes are anything like the Wii, you’ll love them when you first get them and after a few weeks, they’ll sit on your kitchen counter growing stale by the minute. Or should I say miinute? Ha! Get it? I’ll see you in hell. Link
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