Rent-a-Scooter With Link Scooter System Concept

While I’d rather walk than be caught dead riding a scooter these days (I mean, come on, so 2001,) I’d much rather rent a scooter than buy one full-price, especially if I happened to be too lazy to walk the city streets, which would never happen because I am a brute man of laziness and blubber strength and steel. What ...

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Geekiest Ringtone Ever? Star Trek Theme? No. TED Conference Ringtones

Look at you over there. Thinking you’re part of the geek elite because you downloaded some polyphonic bullshit ringtone, probably either the Star Trek or Battlestar theme. That’s for posers, dood. The real cool geeks are flocking to a new source for their ringtone fix. If you’ve never heard of the TED conference, it’s pretty much an annual event where ...

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Watchmen’s Rorschach Has a Blog

While I doubt in almost every way that this is some officially sanctioned publicity stunt, it doesn’t make this blog, written in the voice and style of Watchmen’s very own ink-blot donning protagonist, Rorschach, any less awesome. He walks the streets at nights, documenting the refuse of the city. And now, he has apparently moved his diary to the interwebz. ...

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No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl

There really is no reason to cry over the Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl. And there’s a good reason why there isn’t. While it might look like a traumatic mess is about to unfold, the bowl is no more likely to cause a mess then any other bowl, unless a child or senior happens to be using it. Because then, you ...

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Afternoon Linkage for March 6th, 2009

Thank goodness it’s Friday. Have read our memoir yet? GameStop’s CEO starts talking shit What T-Mobile should have done last year The Oracom A10 Portable Media Player 3 words: Killer Ninja Robot Goddamn that’s a nice Aston Check out this new tangible sequencer someone built A DIY confetti cannon? Yes, please! Interactive “Urban” Wallpaper Have great links you want showcased ...

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Drum Machine Rings

Feeling nostalgic about the 1980s? Want to relive those moments of seeing New Order fire up a Roland TR-909 and go apeshit with it? Well here’s a way you can do it without copious amounts of cocaine. Just pick up some of these slick rings modeled after samplers and drum machines. I’d tell you where to get some but Boing ...

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The LG Chocolate This Is Not (Delicious It Is)

It’s Friday. Treat yourself a little with this white chocolate keyboard. It looks absolutely delicious and considering how white chocolate is secretly a form of crack cocaine, I’d bet it’s addictive as shit. Don’t want to shell out the money? Here’s a DIY for you: -Pick up keyboard in front of you -Melt M & Ms with Bic lighter over ...

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Quick Review: Samsung Memoir From T-Mobile

Ah, yes. The Samsung Memoir from T-Mobile. It was to lead the charge of the next-generation of cellphones. After all, it has a touchscreen, 3G speeds, an 8-megapixel camera and a variety of other features built-in so it must be good, right? Maybe. The Samsung Memoir, on paper, appears to the hottest phone to hit the market since Apple’s baby ...

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Head-shaped Fish Tank

We don’t cover too many aquariums on Gearfuse for obvious reasons (we’re prejudice against tuna) but I love the look and design of this particular fish tank. It was designed by Nicola L. and is shaped like a human head. Coincidentally, in the above photo, the fish poses as the eyeball, leading me to believe that any stoner would spend ...

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