Aahahahahhsshsghadfhdhskjgaorghia9reygoihjfajowfjvazjsb aahahshdhahahdahahahahaha. Can you believe it? Microsoft, the fuckers who have made Windows forever and never make shit open-source are now calling for Apple to be more “open”. Says Steve Ballmer, douche supreme, says ‘”I agree that no single company can create all the hardware and software. Openness is central because it’s the foundation of choice.”‘ Bahahahahahahaa. Sorry, sorry. I’ll ...
Read More »Custom Star Wars LEGO Minifigs
I’m not a complete nerd like Ryan is but I do enjoy LEGOs and can watch Star Wars casually. I don’t know much about The Clone Wars and how it relates to the Star Wars series but I’ll tell you this much: these LEGO minifigs are incredibly awesome. Look at the detail on these bad boys. Completely designed and imagined ...
Read More »BraDryer: Show Those Tits Who’s Boss
I love bras. It may seem odd considering that I’m a male, but think of it like this: bras hold boobs. See? I just pulled some motherfucking algebra out on you. The BraDryer is a concept device that would keep those more expensive bras in tit-top shape. Puns aside, it’s actually a half-decent idea. I had no idea that those ...
Read More »If Alan Moore Was A Different Kind of Nerd
I’m sure this would have popped in his mind at some point. $25, a keen knowledge of graphic novels and love for nostalgic gaming required. Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka… Link
Read More »Trigger Fireworks With Your Cellphone
While the 4th of July is a long ways off and the dead of winter is reaching for our feet, fireworks will always remain fun. A total blast, if you will (pardon the pun). The problem with fireworks, though, is that you can easily take your finger off when lighting them. Using this method, you can rig an old or ...
Read More »DIY Black Bear Sleeping Bag
It’s Friday. Time for the slumber party. You’ve been waiting all week for this moment. The evening will come, you’ll drive over your buddy’s house, pick up a pizza for everyone and settle into the basement. You’ll watch movies, throw some darts and maybe even sneak a beer! But when everyone gets tired and The Running Man is wrapping up ...
Read More »Android Market Finally Gets Paid Apps
The T-Mobile G1 is really enjoying its time in the limelight thanks to it being the only available Android phone at the moment. With that said, it’s taken Google quite awhile to roll out paid apps on the Android Market. This is no good considering that Apple’s App Store is the undisputed king of application shopping. It’s good to see ...
Read More »Afternoon Linkage for February 19th, 2009
It don’t mean a thing, if it ain’t got that swing. Testicles, people. Circuit City’s leftover crap is at least selling Microsoft got a lucky break Watchmen condoms? C’mon Warner Bros. Sitting comfortable wallpaper Is that a Wii controller or an old Famicom controller? You decide DIY healthcare? Sounds a bit hazardous to your health Reed Space New LEGO trainsets! ...
Read More »Bacon and Eggs Scarf
Stop the presses. Just fucking stop them. It’s February, it’s cold out and bacon and eggs remain the undisputed king of breakfast. You need a scarf made from eggs and bacon if you’re going to even think about keeping your credibility around in this town. And the best part is, you’re supporting Etsy seller TheHappyCrocheter, who makes each scarf by ...
Read More »Can’t Ride This: Bi-Cycle
Hmmm, I feel like designer Elad Barouch directly copied from Atomic Mass’ See Saw Bike when he came up with the design. Hmm, maybe that’s because Elad is the designer of the See Saw Bike. Now it’s all making sense. It takes two riders and both steer in opposite directions. The catch, however, is that they face away from each ...
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