Every time I wake up….I feel, well, scared. My old desk lamp. It used to be a simple thing. Antique, 60-watt light bulb and an old maize lampshade. Those were the days. Then, after six years of fine service, it finally broke. Father picked me out a new one and I must say I’m not pleased. He chose the Babushka ...
Read More »Super Obama World: Crush The Conservatives
Yes, I’m playing this game right now and yes, it rules. It’s the best of both worlds. You get all of the goodness of a classic Nintendo game, without the Nintendo. At the same time, you take on the role of our future president, Barack Obama, as he stomps any conservative daring enough to stand in his way. Link [via]
Read More »I Broke My Thumb On My New Concrete Fingerboard Skate Park
The next time your son begs you for a fingerboard skate park, try not to laugh in his face. Instead, be more considerate. Perhaps his new hobby will eventually lead to him going pro and becoming sponsored and thus earning him a living doing what he loves. Of course, you don’t want to settle for the cheap plastic junk Tech ...
Read More »Afternoon Linkage for November 6th, 2008
Hickery dickery dock. Gearfuse is still on the clock. I’l bring you links, that’s what methinks and then you’ll all be stocked. Aphex Twin is still around? Fallout 3 vs Oblivion WPA encryption is partially cracked Walmart will give you a free Blackberry Bold Horror Meets Science What Pac-Man uses to store books A godsend for when you’re painting Bird ...
Read More »Exploding Bike Locks Only Work On The Clothed Thief
Combine anti-theft tags for clothes with bike locks and what do you get? An exploding bike lock that tags a thief with a permanent dye, making the scumbag easily identifiable. It’s called the SmartLock, but there’s only one flaw with it: what if this would be bike-napper isn’t wearing clothes? Then, he finds some clothes in a nearby alleyway, ridding ...
Read More »John McCain Gets Barackroll’d
Words cannot simply do this video justice except that it blew my mind how much spare time people can have. Link
Read More »Mintpad: The Digital Post-It
The Mintpass Mintpad is a neat concept, had Nintendo not thought of its conception four years ago with the Nintendo DS. What seems like a glorified stand-alone version of the Nintendo DS’s Pictochat is also a portable media player, camera and web browser. With this lil’ tablet, you can send full color notes to any other Mintpad users with its ...
Read More »The Forest of One
The room was designed by Japanese architects Naruse Inokuma and features wood trees, plant life and other goodies that help the room resemble a forest. I think it’s more suited for children but hey, who says adults can’t have fun? Click through to find out more about this unique domicile. Link
Read More »Unfortunately, iSnow Is Not Colombian Cocaine
Live in Arizona? How about Texas? Florida? If you live somewhere where it doesn’t snow, consider iSnow. For $4 and a feeling of embarrassment, you can open the package, mix in a little water and have some snow to play with. It’s made in China though, so make sure your kids aren’t playing with this shit. It’s probably packed to ...
Read More »Knitted Ash Looks Nothing Like Me
Is this some kind of a sick joke? This knitted doll looks nothing like me. Well, maybe the hair. Regardless, Hannah J. Simpson made this knitted Ash doll that’s supposed to be me, but doesn’t look a thing like me. Good thing she’s not selling these, otherwise you’d be getting ripped off. Buying a doll with my name on it ...
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