If you’re an international man of mystery, odds are that you don’t spend much time at home. But when you do, you’ve got to have ways to dispose of sensitive documents. Who knows what would happen if that memo about Roswell slipped into the wrong hands.
The Papervore Paper Shredding Coffee Table is a hand-cranked shredding device that destroys any proof of your existence. Oh, and it also doubles as a hell of a confetti maker. In reality, if someone wants to find about you bad enough, they could always tape the pieces back together, but that would be the work of one hell of a vigilant stalker.