A perfectly baked cupcake can do strange things to a man. For instance, I hadn’t thought about cupcakes in months before I saw this video and now it feels as though my one existential goal is to get a cupcake in my belly by any means necessary.
If you dug this post’s headline, you’ll love the corresponding video. Yes, it is exactly what it sounds like. People getting shot in the face by a 120psi steampunk-style “Cupcake Cannon,” recorded for posterity at 700 frames per second and slowed down for the ensuing lolz.