Ping Pong for three: Now both your wives can play

Its taken many years to get this far, but technology has finally reached the point to develop something of such sheer genius that our minds can barely wrap around the concept. That’s right, friends. Finally, the three player ping pong table. Table tennis has been an underlying cult sport for decades and we’ve noticed that whenever playing ping pong, there always seems to be that third person who wants to play, but has to wait his turn to “play winner”. The table for three destroys the need for a third wheel and includes the third wheel right into the gameplay. This should make our monthly ping pong tournaments pretty interesting. — Andrew Dobrow

Inventor creates Ping Pong for three [AP, via Spluch]