Bare with us for a second. Let’s delve into the workings of antimatter. When antimatter is mixed with its opposing counterpart, most commonly referred to as matter (or as we call it, stuff), both explode in a gamma radiation-producing frenzy. Though if you can stabilize the two opposing factors, you acquire a material called positronium.
This being said, it basically translates into one very kick-ass giant ass fucking laser beam. The UC Riverside scientists held a piece of positronium active for a record 100 nanoseconds. While this could eventually lead to discovering why so little anti-matter exists in the universe, the only question we have is “can we get some fricken’ sharks with fricken’ positronium lasers on their fricken’ heads?” — Andrew Dobrow