RoboCard Keeps CDs Safe and Your Butthole Clean

With his tin toy robot look and corrugated cardboard body, the RoboCard is willing and ready to do the extremely bizarre task for which he was created. Believe it or not, RoboCard will hold and protect up to 14 CDs and a roll of extra toilet paper “for any spill, leak, drip, drop, or other emergency.” At W8.7″ x D6.3″ x H18″ he can stand guard almost anywhere in the house where you may need some tunes or a little help dropping a deuce.

Pricing information has not been made available, but that probably won’t matter all that much unless you live in Singapore.—Sean Fallon

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