Well, it’s your tenth birthday, son. And you know what that means. Time for your first cigarette! No, don’t fight back. It’s for your own good. It’ll help you grow into a real man, like me, and R2-D2! You like R2-D2 right? That’s right, breathe deep. In honor of your first mini-stogy�I’ve taken it upon myself to adorn your cake ...

The Sarlacc’s Great Pit of Carkoon looks like it was recreated using an educational female anatomy model, but other than that this recreated scene from the Return of the Jedi looks just about right. I’d love to see the entire movie series recreated this way. That would just make my year. Link

Now, if this were a REAL lightsaber, not only would it be a great desk lamp, but it could also make an excellent paper shredder / boss disposal tool. As you know, lightsabers make everything cooler.

There’s something about the packaging of Atari-era games that really strikes my design fancy. The minimalistic bit style was both honest and gorgeous. I actually don’t think I’d mind if modern movie posters were designed in the same style. Some modern posters could certainly use the revision. Or at least a few zombies added here or there. Hit the jump ...

Even Batman hates getting rained on. Despite the fact that his suit is almost definitely water proof and resistant to any moisture period, there’s still something about rain that pisses Bruce Wayne off. The Bat-umbrella is the perfect gadget to add to his arsenal in order to protect himself from the annoying element which is rainfall. Not to mention the ...

She might be a pile of junk, but she’s got it where it counts. One thing no one complained about aboard the Millennium Falcon was the comfort. With all of that seating space, it’s no wonder that the comfort level was the one thing Skywalker couldn’t bitch about. Experience the ship’s comfort yourself with this awesome Millennium Falcon-inspired bed. Complete ...

Is your neighbor one of those dickish pricks who just can’t be outdone during the holiday season. They make the best cookies, they create the coolest nativity scene, they put on the best light show, they just refuse to come in second. This year, beat them at their own game (or at least come in a close second) and save ...

Perhaps the evilest potato you’ll ever come across, this officially licensed Darth Vader Mr. Potato Head doll made me wee just a tad. Though to be fair, I’ve been holding my full bladder hostage for about two hours now. Whether this is cooler or as cool as the Boba Fett Mr. Potato Head I can’t decide, but one thing’s for ...

I’m always making awkward Stephen Colbert references that nobody seems to “get.” They might go over at little better if they were delivered slightly different. Maybe if I make this Stephen Colbert finger puppet, I can have my finger do all the talking. A little finger puppet ventriloquist act. “Oh, yeah.� That was on Colbert last night, right?” EXACTLY. Thanks ...

Have you ever wondered how Stormtroopers spend their free time? Apparently they do more than prance around in fruity outfits. This massive collection of photos over at Fresh Pics gives us an insider’s look at the secret lives of Stormtroopers. Looks like the dark side has a don’t ask, don’t tell policy.