Sure the Laser Target Alarm Clock might not be as exciting as these clocks are, so have a little heart. Besides, who doesn’t love carrying out their childhood fantasy of shooting their alarm clock every morning before hauling ass to the coal mines?
There really isn’t much to this and that’s what I love. You have a really basic clock with a bulls-eye target on top that you shoot with a laser-based remote control. Simple enough for anyone. There’s some bullshit about how it helps hand-eye coordination but it’s not like you need that when you get up; let your toothbrush take care of that. It’s out of stock currently but should be back soon for $40.