The universe is in peril and you have a front row seat. Thankfully for you, the universe can’t see you back. So go ahead, massage those balls, shave that asshole, we’re not looking.
The Space Invader Shower Curtain adds a level of geekiness usually unseen in the bathroom, other than that one turd that sort of looked like Iron Man. And, according to Technabob, the only way to grab your hands on a curtain like this is to go through some sort of Mexican drug cartel design firm, which just happens not to have a website. Bummer.