While these glasses look like they aren’t translucent (which might make it hard to save Mary Jane from the villan of the day), they do make you look bad-ass, despite the fact that you might just be totally blind when you’re wearing them. Watch out Venom! If we could see you, we just might spray you with silky webbing.
The jagged edges of the glasses gives that authentic spider web look (but not really), while making you stand out in the crowd. Even if the crowd happens to be a riotous band of comic nerds. — Andrew Dobrow