My shit doesn’t only smell like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, it’s also made out of 100% pure copper and oak. Seriously, I’m so steampunk my wooden feces are literally metal-plated.
The TeslaPunk Urinal is a handmade solid oak toilet tank, complete with a battery powered flush pump, a laser aiming assistant (aim at the laser dot in the bowl at night for minimal leakage), lights, antique gauges, a flush capacitor, and a cup holder.
Oh wow, Andrew this sinks to new lows. ha.