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While reports are floating in that the iPhone 6 Plus so-called ‘Bendgate’ isn’t the catastrophe that the media was originally assuming it to be, I ponder a simple question. What if…. this were all intentional? Bare with me for a second, dammit!
Wouldn’t you take the chance to completely screw up the launch of the fastest selling phone in history for the sake of art? Who wouldn’t? Everything about Apple is too calculated for this to be an accident.
Apple CEO Tim Cook, mad scientist that he is, could have concocted this whole fiasco for the sake of one thing and one thing only – the opportunity for this amazingly satirical Salvador Dali-inspired Apple-ized version of “The Persistence of Memory.”
Just look at it. Let it all sink in. It’s art, baby.
Look Apple, I’m trying to cover your tracks here. Don’t argue. Nod your head and smile. Yes, that’s right. Crisis averted! I’ll be eagerly awaiting your thank you note.
Update: Thank you note received.
“Dear Andrew,
Thank you for the damage control. You are my lord and savior.
Apple owes you a great debt. Love, Timmy C. xoxo”
