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Thanks to the handy-dandy time machine I keep hanging around my office at all times, I was able to jump ahead a few years and save you the anticipation of waiting to see Apple’s product future. You’re welcome. Oh… you’ll thank me later. Link

We sort of took all of the iPad�menstruation-centric�references�and ran with it. How could we not? iPad feminine product references�were running rampant. So what could we do? So it’s only natural that we continue the trend with the iMaxi Case, an iPad case which demonstrates the device’s expert skill at absorbing your feminine fluids. Etsy designer Hiphandmaids designed the iMaxi feminine ...

Call it culturally�stifling. Call it disgustingly sexist and a shame on the feminist movement. Just don’t forget to call it sexy! Burqa Babes is on its way to an iPhone near you. With all of the fully-covered ladies you can handle, all for $1.99. Developer Elam Nikserof explains his case: “I want to stimulate the imagination first,” said Nikserof. “There’s ...

Tired of the extended wait for an actual iPad, Jason Guest decided to take matters into his own hands and produce his own hackneyed version of the iPad… completely composed of felt. Arts and crafts are back in a huge way among the geek community and this addition to the crafters�arsenal�is a welcomed advancement in felt technology. In fact, it ...

While the Robot iPhone Case certainly isn’t the most practical way to protect your iPhone, it’s perfect for the device with a mean streak. The iPhone and robots have several things in common, not the least being that they both have their eyes set on world domination. If they joined forces, who knows what the world might look like in ...

“It’s our way of saying thanks.” So says Apple of their newest competitive ruse, the $10,000 10 Billionth Song contest. If you happen to be the lucky fellow who purchases the 10 billionth download from the iTunes store, and you just happen to be over the age of 13 and live in country where iTunes is offered, you’ll be gifted ...

Now that you’re planning on integrating the iPad into your daily browsing scene, you’ve been thinking of cutting down on some of your other gadgets since the iPad is supposed to be such an “amazing” browsing experience. Ok, that’s cool. Understandable. But it’d be a shame to just toss your old iBook G4 into the wind with the birds. There’s ...

That’s all we need is to rehash the underwhelming experience of the iPad unveiling, but alas, this diorama does exactly that, illustrating El Jobso displaying the iPad over his head like it was some sort of baby lion royalty. Sure it’s cure and all, dude, but if anything the iPhone unveiling would be the announcement worthy of a diorama. But ...

There’s nothing a little tape won’t fix. Ever wondered how to fit in with the rest of your college buddies? Grab an apple and a big ole’ roll of tape and get to it. No one will be able to tell the difference, I promise. They still haven’t figured out your scale in an iPhone costume isn’t actually an iPhone, ...

Apple’s revolutionary new product, the iPad, might be one of the most mis-titled gadgets in a century. Something tells me this packaging isn’t going to help very much. Perfect for heavy downloads, but only light flow. I think I’ll still prefer to use my USB Tampon. Wait a second, what the hell am I talking about? I’m the man here, ...