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“Shit… dammit… cock!” Thus are the words that pour from between my teeth after I accidentally cut myself with a piece of friggen’ paper. The Shit Happens! Bandages do the dirty work for you, expressing your frustration for days to come with four different expletives. $7 for 25 excuses to be obscene? Where do I sign?! Link [via]

A festering wound isn’t exactly your sure-fire ticket into the local country club. Being covered in bandages just doesn’t lend itself to your all-around hygiene. Luckily, even if your wound was infected and leaking, these Mustache Bandages add that extra touch of class that might just lead the club owner to forget all about a little pus. I never thought ...

Let’s show those germs whose boss by letting them know our wounds are not present for their luxury. The Crime Scene Bandages let germs and people who like to poke that the area of your boo-boo is not for crossing. Each bandage brandishes a warning of “Crime Scene Do Not Enter”. Because as well all know, any mistreatment of our ...