I’m always sort of embarrassed asking for chopsticks when I’m at a Japanese restaurant. I can almost hear the server’s thoughts: “Stupid fucking Americans, shitting all over our customs.” Though I’d hear something more like “Ayaaaa ching chong hiiiih arigato Mr. Roboto.” And in a way, we really are shitting all over their customs. And this Chopsticks Plus One and ...
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Measure Up Bowl Perfect For Portioning, Dieting and Weight Watchers
I’ve been on Weight Watchers for about six months now and I’ve found the most difficult part of the diet is accurately measuring out the amount of food I should be eating. It’s not even that I don’t have the proper equipment (which I don’t), but I just don’t have the time. It really does make a dent. These Measure ...
Read More »No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl
There really is no reason to cry over the Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl. And there’s a good reason why there isn’t. While it might look like a traumatic mess is about to unfold, the bowl is no more likely to cause a mess then any other bowl, unless a child or senior happens to be using it. Because then, you ...
Read More »War Bowl Battles On The Melted Front
Melting plastic army men is loads of fun. Real army men, however – well, that’s an entirely different story. Dominic Wilcox either had a troubled childhood, or he was just as normal as the rest of us. After all, melting army men with a magnifying glass is every adolescent’s favorite pass time, right? He’s taken this fun, yet childish activity ...
Read More »For The Kids: S.O.S. Sinking Bowl
I suppose kids would generally enjoy this more than adults but I sure as hell love the idea that this bowl is running with. The S.O.S. bowl features half of a plane or ship molded to the bottom of the bowl so that when you pour your cereal or soup in, it gives off the illusion of a sinking ship. ...
Read More »Marijuana Pipe Made From An Old NES Controller
While you wait for your NES external hard drive to finish transferring porn, you might as well start making a piece to smoke with from an NES controller. Just gouge out the D-pad and fit a bowl in there, man. Connect a little rubber tubing and a mouthpiece and you’re ready to get stoned. Wait. Where’d I put my lighter ...
Read More »Say Goodbye To Soggy Cereal
Are you tired of your Cap’n Crunch cereal getting soggy every morning? If so, the Eatmecrunchy Bowl may be the answer. The bowl features a unique interior shelf that holds the majority of your cereal above the milk until you transfer it to the mixing chamber for eating. It’s a simple design that eliminates one of the biggest problems facing ...
Read More »The Knock-Off Lamp: a lamp for bowlers
Are you constantly dreaming of the time you can go back to the bowling alley and knock down more pins? Didn�t think so. Well if you were, then the Knock-Off Lamp would be a perfect addition to your home or office. Not only is this special lamp serve as a light source, but it also can give you hours of ...
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