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And just like that, "Vadering" was a thing. And God said it was good. Twitching through the Twitter and Facebook wire is a new craze which pairs photography and Darth Vader's stranglehold.

Aww, Vader is such a sweetie pie. Always trying to be so touchy-feely with his Jedi mind tricks.

Live! Direct from ringside! Anakin “Darth Vader” Skywalker takes on Obi Wan “Ben” Kenobi in the rematch of the century. Doors open at 8:00 pm on the Death Star at Deck 69 of Sector N-One. Ask the locals for directions to the Hard Heart Cantina. Old Red Jalopy, also the designer of the Star Wars-themed alternative movie posters, created these ...

He looks like a little Ewok! Surprised Kitty has new competition with CapnPeteStraw’s Surprised Darth Vader, a parody of a meme (Surprised Kitty) inspired by a meme (LOLCats). Should we be expecting a parody of a parody? Maybe an Even More Surprised Darth Vader? Or Surprised Lando Calrissian? Come on, that just sounds like a hit.

Natural lighting. Vader’s not a fan. Over at the Rebelscum Forum, TheMadman was selling these airbrushed mini-blinds for $75 or best offer. Whichever came first. The forum entry was from May, so the blinds have probably been long gone, but it’s unclear if they ever sold or not. So, what the hell, it’s worth a shot right? The blinds themselves ...

To some people, a tattoo of such greatness might not make much sense. But in my world, this reaches awesome levels of epic proportions. Some people mocked my own Jedi Mario tattoo. But you’ve got to go with your gut. With your true loves in life. Call me a fan of tattoos that others deem worthy of UgliestTattoos.com. I don’t ...

Geek porn. That is exactly what this is. A cleverly devised ploy to sell as many t-shirts as possible to the geeky masses. As much as you might try to not buy in to total geek bait, it’s hard to deny the allure of Star Wars and zombies melded together on, what else, a tee. As if the founding fathers ...

There are maybe two or three times a year that call for the special fine china. But those days call for something especially elegant and delicate – two traits us geeks aren’t known to posses. These Star Wars�Porcelain�china plates allow us to both reflect our true nature and not feel all stuck-up and snobby in the process of trying to ...

See, what what George Lucas forgot to tell us was that everything in this galaxy far, far away was actually�miniaturized. The Empire seems a lot less frightening now, doesn’t it? Although I’d still watch out for those lightsabers. They can probably cause some serious burns. In this rare photographic shot of Darth in all of his miniature glory, you can ...

When he’s not making promises of baked goods or plotting his destruction of Christmas, Darth Vader just likes to chill out and play with his Wii, but not in the traditional way we’re familiar with. Of course not, come on, could you see Vader gaming to the tune of Super Mario Bros? I think not. No, the Darth man likes ...