Containing (here we go!) baking soda, citric acid, cornstarch, epsom salt, witch hazel, essential oils, tea, sea salts, dried flowers, black pepper, raw honey, coconut oil, sweet almond oil (gasping, out of breath, passes out, regains consciousness, takes a bath), the perfect cocktail of ingredients to moisturize even the driest, cracked skin.
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The Extinction of the Ewoks
The trouble with the Rebel Alliance: no exit strategy. Video after the jump
Read More »Three Ewok Moon T-Shirt: Wait, That’s No Moon
The majesty of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt (now in PJ form!) is almost impossible to upstage. But if there was anyway to do it, I’m pretty sure the Star Wars Shop just figured it out. The Three Ewok Moon tee pays homage to an internet meme which some might consider played out, but this design provides a breath of ...
Read More »Death Star Watermelon
Now this could put quite a damper on your picnic. That’s no moon… that’s a watermelon. Om nom nom. Juiciest damn space station in the universe. Now, if melon isn’t your thing, you can always try some of the delicious Pumpkin Death Star. Or at least whatever’s left of Pumpkin Alderaan. Link [via]
Read More »VIPs: Very Important Pixels
Very Important Pixels is a site that creates pixelized images of famous figures and characters. Why couldn’t low-bittage always be this cool?
Read More »Pumpkin Death Star Destroys The Peaceful Planet of Pumpkin Alderaan
Why?! They were a peaceful people! People of diplomatic stature. Perhaps a boring people, but that was sort of their charm. The sort of people you would never even consider carving into a jackolantern. Damn you, Vader! Link
Read More »R2D2 Boombox Brings The Jams, Wookies
R2DJ, RJD2, R2D2 – whatever your poison, you gotta respect the original droid. This boombox is crafted to look like R2D2, except there’s no midget inside controlling it. Unfortunately, it’s a non-working model, effectively shattering your dreams of a Death Star breakdance competition. Link
Read More »Dog Vader Looks More Like The Emperor
Torture dogs much? Then you’ll get a kick out of this Darth Vader costume for your canine companion. Despite this dog resembling the likeness of Darth Sidius rather than his apprentice, we approve of dogs dressed up in Star Wars-themed costumes. We only wish there were even more sci-fi costumes available for our pets. Hit the jump to see what ...
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