Apparently the Space Invaders military is limited to only the solid colored aliens. So racist, I know. But there is a whole slew of Invaders we had yet to have seen up until now. They come in all shapes and sizes, though they seem to have not advanced to the point at which segregation is a non-issue. All the technology ...
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Codependency Suit: Perfect for Jealous Lovers
I told you that this would be the last time you’d ever do something like this to me. I told you if I ever caught you with that damn Macbook again that’d be the last straw. Our last option, if we want to save this relationship, is the�Codependency�Suit. That’s right, 24/7 surveillance and communication. It’ll be great! We’ll finally get ...
Read More »Forensic Pillows: Splatter, DNA and Prints, Oh My!
Any fan of crime drama shows would be hard pressed not to welcome these Forensic Pillows into their home with open zipper. Featuring a variety of designs inspired by the thrill of the police hunt, these pillows are a surefire way to both nauseate and amaze. I could totally see myself falling right to sleep on my couch with one ...
Read More »Bling Bling Crunch: Monster Rings Bring Horror to Your Fingers
At some point we had to come to terms with the fact that we weren’t the pimpin’ gangstas we thought we were. So naturally off came our fake gem rings, in the closet goes the Pimptendo, on went these awesome Monster Rings. As I’ve mentioned in the past, I have a morbid fascination with gore and horror. I can’t help ...
Read More »Lady Gaga Dollars Reveal George Washington’s Controversial Side
From the looks of that powdered wig, George Washington might have been a huge fan of Lady Gaga’s fashion sense had he been alive today. So enthused would he be that he might even steal some of her fashion tricks. These Lady Gaga dollars by Craig Gleason take a wolf and dress him in a very eccentric sheep’s clothing. George ...
Read More »Retro NES Skin Turns Your Wii Retro
When it comes down to it, I never quite “got over” my original NES console. No matter what system I might play for a few months or even years, and trust me, I’ve played quite a few different consoles in my day, I always come back to the original. Maybe it has something to do with the memories of comfort ...
Read More »Tablecloth Pants Are Perfect for Couch Potatoes
Absurdly dorky and utterly useless? Perhaps. But it’s what could have been that really counts in this case. Mitemite’s Tablecloth Pants include spots right above the knees to insert two tablecloth pieces of fabric so you can comfortably sit and eat in front of the couch like the elderly superhero you are, without worrying about too much spillage. Plus you ...
Read More »Map Envelopes are Even Better Than Postcards
The MapEnvelop project prints your current location inside of your letter’s envelope. A postcard might be able to project a certain image or feel of the general area in which you are, but it’s sort of decieving since it’s not really an exact science. Especially if you throw a few alien robots into the scene. The MapEnvelop on the other ...
Read More »Hello Kitty Chainsaw Will Lead to the First Hello Kitty Massacre
You say you’ve never heard of the terrifying Hello Kitty Massacre? Not yet you haven’t. But just wait. There’s still time. And something tells me this Hello Kitty Chainsaw won’t prolong the wait. Not that we haven’t seen some wacky Hello Kitty combos in the past? I mean, hello? Hello Kitty made with random Hello Kitty Crap? The Hello Kitty ...
Read More »Steve Jobs Unveils the iPad (in Diorama Form)
That’s all we need is to rehash the underwhelming experience of the iPad unveiling, but alas, this diorama does exactly that, illustrating El Jobso displaying the iPad over his head like it was some sort of baby lion royalty. Sure it’s cure and all, dude, but if anything the iPhone unveiling would be the announcement worthy of a diorama. But ...
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