El Jobso was spotted outside of� 1 Infinite Loop recently and it looks like he’s gained some of those pre-surgery curves back. Am I the only one who feels the strong compulsion to furiously roll large balls at the Apple CEO? I’m glad to see he’s got his appetite back though. His waif-ish figure was starting to scare me there ...
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Telescoping Ladder: For The Space-Saving Peeping Tom
Being a night stalker isn’t always easy for the urban dweller. Especially if your target’s apartment building doesn’t have a fire escape. Sometimes you’ve gotta bring your own supplies. That’s why this Telescoping Ladder design is perfect for the peeping tom with limited space. There’s no room to hide an eight foot ladder. It just doesn’t work. The telescoping mechanism ...
Read More »Mr. Mustache Pillow
Why settle for only one mustache when you can have four interchangeable Velcro mustaches which can be changed any day of the week. I’m in sort of a handlebar mood today, but who knows what my mustache-meter will hold tomorrow. (Probably handlebar again. Those things rock.) Mr. Mustache is the perfect pillow for the wishy-washy facial hair fan. Who doesn’t ...
Read More »PS3 Slim Dipped in Solid Gold
King Midas might have missed his true calling. Transforming gaming consoles into golden pieces of luxurious entertainment. Computer-Choppers offers a sneak peek at their PS3 Slim dipped in 24-karat gold. Only five of these golden geese will be produced, so the price is sure to be even more extravagant than just a “normal” golden PS3. Link [via]
Read More »Star Ship Chandelier Is Certainly NOT The Enterprise
No way is this chandelier at all related to anything involving Star Trek or any of its trademarks. And how can you tell? The title of this chandelier is simply the Star Ship. So OF COURSE there’s no relation. Any similarities in the two designs are a total coincidence. This NON-Enterprise Chandelier can be yours for $189 and not a ...
Read More »Where Every Wookie Knows Your Name
Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got. That’s why it’s nice to get away to a place where every Wookie knows your name. If Cheers had taken place in the Star Wars universe, Ted Danson would totally have been a Wookie. With that forehead, how could he not be. The thing is like a billboard.
Read More »LEGO Minifig Wants To Take A Chomp Out Of Your Apple MacBook
I sort of feel bad. The LEGO minifig trying to eat my MacBook is clearly starving. Why else would you attempt to eat a perfectly good electronic? On the other hand, I’d much prefer my MacBook not have any further bite marks, barring the original bite mark of the Apple logo. But no, I’ve had enough of this. My MacBook ...
Read More »McDonald’s Now Offering Free Wi-Fri
Free Wi-Fi is great and all, but it’s sort of expected these days, especially from big chains. I want to know what else they can offer me. Did you know that McDonald’s isn’t only offering free Wi-Fi, but they’re also going to provide the new and exclusive Wi-Fri service. More fries in more places! This genius ad spot is sure ...
Read More »If The Shining Was an Anime Feature…
In my opinion The Shining is the scariest damn movie ever made. Those damn twins always scared the living shit out of me. In fact, it remains one of the only films I’m too scared to view again. Could it be have been any scarier? I’m not sure, but something about this anime-style version freaks me out. DeviantArt user Patches ...
Read More »Tetris Wedding Cake Doesn’t Have Enough Tiers
When I think wedding cakes I think five foot tall tiered monsters, not one leveled gaming cakes. Don’t get me wrong, I think this cake would be absolutely AWESOME for a birthday or anniversary or even just a gaming get-together, but I think something as sacred as a geeky wedding calls for a little more than a single level Tetris ...
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