This anti-theft Newspaper Laptop Sleeve seems sort of counter-productive to me. Don’t people take other peoples’ newspapers all of the time? If I see a random newspaper sitting on a table, I’m picking that baby up and reading. So, in all actuality, you might be setting yourself up for even a higher chance of theft. But whatever, it looks pretty ...
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iDrops: Control Your iPhone With a Blink of Your Eye
If only! Can you imagine if those logos on your pupil actually had to be pressed. I could totally see a swarm of fanboys in the hospital for ocular damage after poking themselves in the eye too many times. Damned people will do anything for that damned company. Now if you’ll excuse me, the nurse just called my name. Using ...
Read More »What Would Megan Fox Look Like As Catwoman?
The answer is simple. Really, really hot. I like a little sex appeal mixed in with my feline superheros and Megan Fox, who starred in both Transformers movies, is the sexiest damn woman in Hollywood at the moment. This mock-up wallpaper fulfills our fantasies by placing the foxy Fox in the iconic Catwoman mask. The rumor of her taking the ...
Read More »Chainmail Chess Set
I’ve had chess sets destroyed, maliciously sacked by an epic battle rudely interrupting a game in mid-turn. I swore that it will NEVER happen again. I refuse to lose a game in progress just because I’m on a crusade for religious freedom. This Chainmail Chess Set is made of the same stuff I use to protect myself from sword wounds ...
Read More »Ed Hardy is Everywhere, Even on Your USB Drives
There’s been a Don Ed Hardy explosion recently. I’ve even seen Hardy rip-off shoes at my local discount designer stores. If you’ve already got Ed Hardy’s name plastered across your body and you’re really digging that new school ink style, Ed Hardy is busting out a collection of USB drives branding the style you’ve learned to love. The drives will ...
Read More »Wonder Woman Reebok Sneakers
I can’t be too sure whether these are women’s exclusive or if dudes can rock these bad boys as well. I don’t care how queer it might sound, I would totally rock a pair of these. I’d rock them like a hurricane. I’d rock them like a lobster. I’d rock them like Zeppelin. You get the point? Even if they ...
Read More »Dude Builds A House (Yes, A House) Out of LEGO Bricks
Former GEARFUSE editor and resident GEARhead, Vince Veneziani, was kind enough to tip us off to this awesome project by Barnaby Gunning, who designed this insanely insane house made entirely of LEGO bricks, not just repaired with the bricks, like we’ve seen in the past. Insane. Oobject has the low down on the house with an interview with the architect ...
Read More »Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Meatwad Cellphone Charm
If you’ve been looking for that perfect alien-fighting piece of meat to hang from your cellphone, you might just be in luck. Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s own Meatwad has his own Meatwad Cellphone Charm thanks to a very diligent Etsy user. Made using polymer clay and metal findings, this is potentially the cutest little wad of meat you’ll come across ...
Read More »Twisted Disney Princesses
Why couldn’t I resist these awesome Twisted Disney Princesses pieces? Well for one, they are, indeed, awesome. Number two, some of them are almost zombie-esque and you know us. We can’t resist zombies. Have you been looking for a way to scar your 5-year-old daughter for life? When she enters that inevitable princess stage, show her what real princesses are ...
Read More »Xbox 360 Controller Calculator Ripoff
This calculator only does a sub-par job of mimicking the Xbox 360 controller. Why, exactly, is this such a ripoff? No friggen Y button. WTF. Do the math. (Hardy-har) We’ve been short-changed. Link
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