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In the app store, no one knows you're a dog.

I usually reserve such meaningless pieces of awesome for Friday’s, but I couldn’t help myself with this one. Plus, we’re close enough. This studly Pug is quite the connoisseur of classic TV theme music. Here he is singing the Batman theme. And here I am giggling like a tickled midget. Link

The Force is strong with this one. A quick analysis of this subject’s fecal matter confirms it. The midi-chlorian count is off the charts. We were wrong about Anakin. I’d like you to meet Rex, the Chosen One. The one who will restore balance to the Force. Ahh, yes, yes. Dog Vader’s plan is almost complete. Link

Karla isn’t the sharpest bulb in the knife drawer. This is what happens when people have way too much faith in their animal companions and a propensity for Facebooking from your phone on the road. Let this be a warning to you all. Never let your dog drive your car, at least until it has its license. Facebook lets us ...

And much like those of their human counterparts, the reviews are mixed. Chloe the Corgi displays curiosity at first, but then quickly dissolves into aggression and anger. Iggy the kitty, on the other hand, seems to enjoy running her paws along the touch screen. So, really, I guess it just all depends on how you use it. Check out the ...

As the number one Parkour destination on the web, it is our duty to report on all-things wall jumping, including parkour-partakers of every species and make. This is one hardcore pooch. Roxy parkours the hell out of Hawaii. Link [via]

If your dog suddenly starts showing up at home smelling of cigar smoke and brandy, it might be using one of these Mustache Chew Toys. When bitten just right, it makes your dog look like a dignified British diplomat. Hilarity ensues. Apparently, symptoms also include a slight brown discoloration of a nipple or two. Seriously, what the hell is with ...

If you’re a double amputee, congratulations, you get a free pass. No fetch playing for you. But if you’re a pet owner lucky enough to own two or even one functioning arm their is absolutely no reason to own this Dog Ball Fetch Machine unless you’re extremely lazy or if you want to offer your dog constant, albeit tedious, entertainment. ...

Are you a fan of Harry Potter or do you just have a really freaky bestiality fantasy? Both fanboys, disturbed and literary, should be satisfied with this photo of a dog wearing a three-headed costume, akin to Hagrid’s very own Fluffy from the Harry Potter series. Attached to a harness, this costume actually seems less tortuous than other forms of ...

There’s nothing quite as playful as walking around with a stuffed puppy dog that happens to be deep-throating your cellphone. These Stuffed Animal Cellphone Cases allow you to shove your cellphone down a dog’s throat without being reported to animal services. Maybe the ASPCA can add these to their merchandise collection.