Do you constantly feel like you’re being watched? The most likely reason is because most of the time, you are being watched. Whether you’re browsing the net or just walking down the street enjoying an italian sub, big brother’s network of surveillance grows stronger and more vast everyday. While you’ll be happy to know that your paranoid delusions aren’t 100% ...
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Farmville Coasters Bring (The Most Annoying) Botany (Ever) to Your Beverage
I haven’t had this many drinks on a farm since, well, ever. Ok, there was that one time in Tijuana, but let’s change the subject, shall we? STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK. I swear, the horse was asking for it! Farmville Coasters complete your obsessive attempt to integrate fake farming into your daily life. Congratulations, you’ve never had a withered ...
Read More »Social Gaming Sinks to a New Low: Zynga Convinces Users to Fervently Collect Poo
FrontierVille has really taken off as of late. With an active user base of 16.3 million monthly gamers and growing, Zynga might just have another Farmville on their hands. FrontierVille users were recently greeted with a new incentive. Poo collection. Yes. Poo collection. The new Manure Collection allows users to collect an assortment of animal fecal matter and share it ...
Read More »Google Me Website Registered By Google
So, I decided to do some research on the rumored Facebook competitor that Google is planning to launch at some point in the future, according to a tweet by Digg CEO and rumor leaking machine Kevin Rose. This rumor might be more than conjecture. I ran a Whois search for the domain GoogleMe.com and it’s registered under the same Registrar ...
Read More »World Cup Facebook Fail: Go Team North America!
This reminds me of an article in The Onion: Increasing Number of Americans Unable to Point Out Map. “Not only did a majority of people just stare blankly ahead, but nearly half pointed to nearby desk lamps in their attempts to guess correctly,” Sometimes, I heart stupid people. Link
Read More »Stuff You Might Not Know About Facebook
Facebook and the Zuck might not be the evil corporation that the media makes them out to be. But then again maybe they are. Not so worried about Facebook’s aim of global domination… I mean, connection? 70% of Facebook’s users are outside of the US. Oh, and if your Grandma isn’t on Facebook yet, just wait. Women aged 55 and ...
Read More »The Rise of Social Gaming and Zynga (with Infographic Goodness)
Farmville is no longer just a Facebook sensation. Soon enough Zynga’s going to be porting their benchmark farming game for the iPhone. Once the iPhone version is released, forget it, there’s going to be no way to avoid it. So all of us farm haters better just get used to it. Even without the iPhone, Zynga has all but dominated ...
Read More »OK, Next Time, I Drive: Car Accident Leads to Facebook Hilarity
Karla isn’t the sharpest bulb in the knife drawer. This is what happens when people have way too much faith in their animal companions and a propensity for Facebooking from your phone on the road. Let this be a warning to you all. Never let your dog drive your car, at least until it has its license. Facebook lets us ...
Read More »I Knew There Was a Reason I Liked Facebook
Sure, you can conjecture that this CAPTCHA actually says “infinite been” rather than “infinite beer,” but guess who doesn’t care? I sure as hell don’t! I’m way too trashed to feel emotion. Shit, I can’t even feel my toes. So how can I be held responsible for perhaps misreading a poorly captured security tool. That’s what infinite beer will do ...
Read More »Social Networking Mouse Pads Remind You To Update Your Status
Not that you need any help to further your procrastination, but these Social Networking Mouse Pads, inspired by the design of Facebook and Twitter, will never let you forget your favorite social network. In other words, plan to never get another shred of work done, ever. But the creators of these pads have added a dose of wit to their ...
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