His under bite says no, but the Velociraptor living in his beard says yes.
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Just Because: A Mustachioed Light Switch
For all those men out there who think their life is worthless just because your eyes might be abnormally far apart. Just grow a mustache and maybe one day you too can become the coolest light switch in the world. Of course, the mustache isn’t mandatory, but not having one is sort of like buying a race car only to ...
Read More »Mr. Mustache Pillow
Why settle for only one mustache when you can have four interchangeable Velcro mustaches which can be changed any day of the week. I’m in sort of a handlebar mood today, but who knows what my mustache-meter will hold tomorrow. (Probably handlebar again. Those things rock.) Mr. Mustache is the perfect pillow for the wishy-washy facial hair fan. Who doesn’t ...
Read More »Mustaches Onesie
There’s nothing more chic or classy than a series of fully-grown and finely-cropped mustaches, especially when they appear on your baby’s onesie. Because the one thing we want near our kid’s body is some random guy’s mustache. Link [via]
Read More »Mustache Gloves Also Warm Your Upper Lip
In the winter I usually like to grow a full-blown beard, as it helps to keep my face warm and crisp through the harsh snowy season. My skin, on the other hand, has an issue with the hair growth and personally holds me accountable. I’m pretty confidant that I’m allergic to my own hair. I get patches of dry skin ...
Read More »Mustache Salt and Pepper Shaker
You know us. We need a mustache shaped accessory for every gadget in our home. It’s just one of the essentials. Our salt and pepper shakers were beginning to feel a little left out with all of the other mustache-themed wares surrounding them. Thankfully we came across these Mustache Salt and Pepper shakers. Put both condiments side by side and ...
Read More »Bottle ‘Staches: Because You’re Jealous of Your Mom’s Facial Hair
Just because your mother has more facial hair than you do doesn’t make you any less of a man. Weak facial hair is unfortunate, but not really something you can change through pure willpower alone. Bottle ‘Staches attach right onto your bottle of soda pop, creating the illusion of a well-formed mustache under your schnoz as you drink your icy ...
Read More »Who Has The Best Beard In Silicon Valley?
Beards are the “in” fashion statement for the elite members of Silicon Valley. Steve Jobs has his scruffy and sparse facial hair, Steve Wozniak’s face features a fuller version and Fortune Magazine’s choice for Best Beard, Stewart Butterfield from Flickr, features a closely cropped, clean beard. After holding their own internal competition, Fortune.com is asking one question: “Who has the ...
Read More »Mustache Comb Necklace: Jewelery For Italian Women
Fine, Italian women might not have bushy enough mustaches to comb, it’s just hard for us to imagine a man wearing this Mustache Comb Necklace. It seems like a fine investment if you’re in a business where you’re constantly in the public eye and need to have a perfectly groomed profile. The sort of job where you have to pencil ...
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