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Walmart Cutting Electronics Department So They Can Sell More Plus Sized Clothing
Around 7.2 million square feet of retail space previously used for electronics will now be used for 'Plus Sized' clothing.
Read More »Pumpkin Armchair Is Perfect For Cinderella
Sure, Halloween has come and gone and it was a blast. However, like all good holidays, we tend to drag them out until people tell us we’ve gone too far. Who says we can’t enjoy the spirit of Halloween in November? Fuck ’em! Take, for instance, this gorgeous pumpkin chair. Whether fat or thin, this chair is bound to keep ...
Read More »Fat Pig Chocolate Secretly Promotes Piracy
Apparently someone out there is a bigger asshole than I am. They came up with a chocolate company called Fat Pig Chocolates. Each chocolate has some nasty message printed on the wrapper in addition to a picture of a pig snout. Open it up and both the foil and chocolate have the word “Oink!” etched into the surface. Now, aside ...
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